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Started by Jacki O., Jul 06 2009 11:06 AM

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#46 Jacki O.

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:31 PM

Yes!

Let him enjoy the scent of the rose before he plucks the peddals of your flower.
Also, make sure to warn him of the thorns on your bush and hair on the pits. :)


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i dont have thorns on my bush! YOU are the one that has a thorny bush john!

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:33 PM

Yes, Jacki..you do have a thorny bush.

I know thorns when I feel them.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:41 PM

i dont believe in you jesus!
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:44 PM

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:52 PM

jesus gave me head once.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:57 PM

Like the Cher songs: "If I could turn back time" and "Do you believe in love after love!"

Or, how about..."That girls gotta thorny bush!" by Adult Diaper.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:00 PM

jesus gave me head once.


It is I that you seek in other men

and the Cher song is "Life after love".
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:06 PM

"That girls gotta thorny bush!" by Adult Diaper.


That's a classic!
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:50 PM

jesus gave me head once.


It is I that you seek in other men

and the Cher song is "Life after love".



Even Jesus knows the name of that song ;)
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:53 AM

Sorry Jesus.
With all the effects on Chers voice its hard to make out the lyrics.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:15 AM

just say '¿quieres vienes en mi boca?' and that should do the trick, heh.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 06:21 PM

Yes!

Let him enjoy the scent of the rose before he plucks the peddals of your flower.
Also, make sure to warn him of the thorns on your bush and hair on the pits. :)



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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:39 AM

Yes, Jacki..you do have a thorny bush.

I know thorns when I feel them.


Did you wear a crown of bush?


Jacki - be careful when discussing your bush with your amigo. Make it clear that you are not offering a landscaping job.

I tried to seduce one of the cleaning crew at my office (she is Colombian, not Mexican, but my lack of Spanish fluency still led to confusion.)
I ended up with an immaculately cleaned bedroom and blue balls.

I may ask her to marry me. I mean, when I was married before I didn't get any sex from my wife, but she also didn't do any housecleaning, so it would be a trade up.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:29 PM

Jacki - be careful when discussing your bush with your amigo. Make it clear that you are not offering a landscaping job.


maybe i am?

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:29 AM

guys, it's so fucking on with this dude! I can't even begin to tell you.

he hadn't emailed me for awhile and i was thinking it was a lost cause but lo and behold this morning i got 2 emails from him.

Mexico! Fuck Yeah!
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