You need to watch Selena with him.
Thats how I caught my mexican!
How do you seduce a mexican dude who speaks limited english
Started by Jacki O., Jul 06 2009 11:06 AM
93 replies to this topic
#17
Jacki O.
-
- Shizzified
-
- 10,739 posts
Princess of Darkness
- Location:Phat ass Phoenix, AZ
Posted 06 July 2009 - 01:53 PM
nice move.
#18
mothrock
-
- Shizzified
-
- 4,469 posts
Seltzer Enthusiast
Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:09 PM
venir adentro la girafe!
you're a signature.
#19
Jacki O.
-
- Shizzified
-
- 10,739 posts
Princess of Darkness
- Location:Phat ass Phoenix, AZ
Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:13 PM
venir adentro la girafe!
for the win!
#20
Guest_viewfinder_*
Guest_viewfinder_*
-
- Guests
Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:33 PM
How do you seduce a mexican dude who speaks limited english?
Tecate? Negro Modelo? The international language of alcoholism.
Tecate? Negro Modelo? The international language of alcoholism.
#21
Jacki O.
-
- Shizzified
-
- 10,739 posts
Princess of Darkness
- Location:Phat ass Phoenix, AZ
Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:36 PM
How do you seduce a mexican dude who speaks limited english?
Tecate? Negro Modelo? The international language of alcoholism.
but i have to do it over email. he's in hermosillo
so far:
watch selena
talk to him about cumming in giraffes
menudo poster with his face on it
#22
mancopter
-
- Shizzified
-
- 8,266 posts
OCEAN MAN
- Location:tempe az
#23
Guest_viewfinder_*
Guest_viewfinder_*
-
- Guests
Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:40 PM
Oh, I see. Sorry.
I'd go with the broccoli then, maybe jamaica.
I'd go with the broccoli then, maybe jamaica.
#25
MikeyWretch
-
- Shizzified
-
- 5,998 posts
Shizz Master Zero
Posted 07 July 2009 - 11:04 AM
yeah and dress like the girls on Telemundo!
#26
Jacki O.
-
- Shizzified
-
- 10,739 posts
Princess of Darkness
- Location:Phat ass Phoenix, AZ
Posted 07 July 2009 - 11:39 AM
Dye your hair blonde.
#28
Jacki O.
-
- Shizzified
-
- 10,739 posts
Princess of Darkness
- Location:Phat ass Phoenix, AZ
Posted 07 July 2009 - 02:13 PM
I'm serious.
fuck you
#30
degrae
-
- Members
-
- 463 posts
Kohls Restroom Monitor
Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:44 PM
Tell him you have a house in Phoenix (yo tengo una casa en Pheonix Arizona Estados Unidos), you have a vibrant social life (mi vida estas loca), and if he wants to fake a marriage and screw lots of American chicks it's just fine with you. That'll be the ruse, then get him here, and tell him the multiple american girl thing was bullshit, but the first 2 things were true.
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users
