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[Jacki O.]

google just doesn't translate dirty things very well:

English to Spanish: I want to blow you (not very sexy but it was a test)

translation: i usted quiere volar

translated back to English from Spanish: f you want to fly

???

i also emailed him this picture:


for shits and giggles.

i am a winner.

[Jacki O.]

anyone know any dirty spanish sayings?

[MikeyWretch]

I only know mexican Judo!

or this!


here

[Jacki O.]

NICE!

ejaculate inside - venir adentro
ejaculate outside - venir afuera

i will give him options.

[Tony]

try this:

la girafe esta en la biblioteca leyendo los deportes illustrados.

[MikeyWretch]

With out looking that up I think that says:

I need to go and get some drawings of Giraffs from the library.

am I close?

[Jacki O.]

try this:

la girafe esta en la biblioteca leyendo los deportes illustrados.

the girafe is in the library reading sports illustrated?

i think my "venir adentro o venir afuera?" is better

[mancopter]

Tell him to stick a broccoli in your butt.

(slow post day, sorry)

[weener]

Get this book.

I have it, if you wanna borrow it, and it's very useful. Full of sexual slang and plenty of insults too.

Oh, and "I want to blow you." = "Te quiero dar una mamada." Mamada = blowjob.

[Tony]

try this:

la girafe esta en la biblioteca leyendo los deportes illustrados.

the girafe is in the library reading sports illustrated?

winner!

[Jacki O.]

Tell him to stick a broccoli in your butt.

that's so American. I bet all the American girls tell him that.

[MikeyWretch]

Tell him you are into lenguas largas

not the band

[Jacki O.]

Tell him you are into lenguas largas

not the band

good idea! it works on both the dirty and the culture fronts.

[unluckycharm]

cut out a picture of his face and apply it to this photo:

[Jacki O.]

i want you all to know that i am going to use about 98% of your ideas on this dude. and it's going to work!


especially the menudo one.

gracias mucho