93 replies to this topic

[Jacki O.]

Tell him you have a house in Phoenix (yo tengo una casa en Pheonix Arizona Estados Unidos), you have a vibrant social life (mi vida estas loca), and if he wants to fake a marriage and screw lots of American chicks it's just fine with you. That'll be the ruse, then get him here, and tell him the multiple american girl thing was bullshit, but the first 2 things were true.

muhahahaa!!

yes, lies and manipulation work everytime!

so after he gets to the states for his sham marriage and lifetime of free fucking i hold him hostage in my house and tell him all about my crazy social life?

[degrae]

Well. after the test drive, if you want to keep him (?), post again.

[Jacki O.]

i like how you think

[Rocquero]

if broccoli fails (which, how could it?), just offer him a spread in Dick Mag.

[Jacki O.]

i found a video of him! i have no idea what he is saying but i love him.

[Jacki O.]

Jesus?

[JesusChrist]

Jacki,

If you want this man let him know this:

Todos somos ángeles con una sola ala y sólo podemos volar si nos abrazamos unos a otros.

Trust in me.

[Jacki O.]

Jacki,

If you want this man let him know this:

Todos somos ángeles con una sola ala y sólo podemos volar si nos abrazamos unos a otros.

Trust in me.

ohhh that's sexy. thanks!

[fatguyaz]

i found a video of him! i have no idea what he is saying but i love him.

he's a hairy dude.

I like him too.

[Jacki O.]

i found a video of him! i have no idea what he is saying but i love him.

he's a hairy dude.

I like him too.

yay!!!

i'm gonna make him a U.S. citizen whether he likes it or not!

[johnnytron]

You should get a better feel for the guy before you open up your flower to him Jacki.

Can I swim in your pool?

[Jacki O.]

You should get a better feel for the guy before you open up your flower to him Jacki.

Can I swim in your pool?

like i did with you?

yes you can swim in my pool. No peeing though!

[johnnytron]

Yes!

Let him enjoy the scent of the rose before he plucks the peddals of your flower.
Also, make sure to warn him of the thorns on your bush and hair on the pits.

[donald]

Yes!

Let him enjoy the scent of the rose before he plucks the peddals of your flower.
Also, make sure to warn him of the thorns on your bush and hair on the pits.