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Potential Boyfriend Questionaire

Started by Jacki O., Dec 21 2009 11:04 AM

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 06:36 PM

In a better effort to weed out doucebags, losers, cheaters, liars, thieves, abusers, Republicans, pretentious dickfaces, guys who won't go down on me, cowards, drummers, gay dudes, and crazies, i've devised a potential boyfriend questionaire that i think will help me identify assholes BEFORE i fuck them. It's a work in progress but here's what i have so far:

1)Please describe your butt
fat w/ pimples
2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
no.
3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
i live with my wife and kid
4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
refer to 3
5)Do you dance? Yes No
no
6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
i like going down town for hot chicken burritos.
7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No
yes
8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
no lean
9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
yes
10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
no
11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
sometimes
12)Please fill in the blank: �A woman needs a man like a fish needs a ____�
dick in the mouth
13)Do you get along with your family?
yes
14)Do you like fake breasts?
yes
15)Do you play video games?
yes
16)Do you have any female friends?
yes
17)what kind of porn do you like to watch?
yes
18)Are you gay?
thes?
19)Are you maybe a little gay?
thome thimes.
20)Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
oh yeah
21)Are you friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?
no
22)Do you have a beard?
not since 11 am this morning
23)What are your feelings about women who let their body hair grow out
its nasty
24)Do you have a 401K or other retirement investment account?
no
25)Do you recycle?
when its convenient
26)Do you cook?
yes
27)Who would you bang: Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?
your face
28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why
your face
29)please describe your drinking habits?
your face
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or B.) fuck me
fuck your face
31) dogs or cats? or both?
dogs
32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?
your face

also any single dudes out there who would like to enter into consideration for the role of Jacki O.'s Boyfriend
no