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[Jacki O.]

ok
i signed up for Okcupid last night because...well...because the dudes i've been meeting in real life can't be much worse than the dudes i could potentially meet online. Seriously.

BUT so far, in the like 21 hours that i've been a member, i've gotten the most hilarious messages.

1 - a (most likely gay) dancer from Utah
2 - a guy named Kermit (that's his real name)
3 - a guy in a wheelchair (actually i think he's the best so far)
4 - a 19 year old kid with snake bite piercings who's studying to become surgeon ( )
5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black
6 - a guy named Dilbert
7-12 - other douches

[Rocquero]

5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black

i told you that in confidence...

[Jacki O.]

5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black

i told you that in confidence...

well that movie is horrible

[MikeyWretch]

Kermit! YES!

[Tony]

yeah, don't hate on kermit. he could be cool as fuck.

well, probably not, but you never know.

does he play the banjo and live in a swamp?

[Jacki O.]

yeah, don't hate on kermit. he could be cool as fuck.

well, probably not, but you never know.

does he play the banjo and live in a swamp?

no. he takes photos at motorcross events and never does drugs. And he looks exactly like a guy named Kermit would look.

[Tony]

he takes photos at motorcross events and never does drugs.

eep. 0 for 2.

[Quezo]

he takes photos at motorcross events and never does drugs.

eep. 0 for 2.

online dating is never the answer.

ok ok. wheelchair guy I guess, but only if his junk works.

[Lt. Dizzle!]

i'm guilty of having an okdumdum account. the girls i've met on that are either insane, shallow, bi or insane...... and did i mention insane? yeah, girls in orlando........

anyway, that guy whose name is kermit, did he look like this?

[weener]

This is me. I never used it for dating.

[MattChedda]

I wonder if the that guy named Kermit sings this song sometimes?

[Rocquero]

why is evreyone overlooking the fact that jacki didn't let us see her profile?

[hexaclopsclopsclops]

Dammitdammitdammitdammitdammit!!!

-Kermit

[jeremx]

i signed up for Okcupid last night..
1 - a (most likely gay) dancer from Utah
2 - a guy named Kermit (that's his real name)
3 - a guy in a wheelchair (actually i think he's the best so far)
4 - a 19 year old kid with snake bite piercings who's studying to become surgeon ( )
5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black
6 - a guy named Dilbert
7-12 - other douches

i met my current girlfriend through that site. probably because i am none of those above.

[Jacki O.]

why is evreyone overlooking the fact that jacki didn't let us see her profile?

oh shit
im such a douche on it there is no way i am posting a link to it