OkStupid
#1
Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:41 PM
i signed up for Okcupid last night because...well...because the dudes i've been meeting in real life can't be much worse than the dudes i could potentially meet online. Seriously.
BUT so far, in the like 21 hours that i've been a member, i've gotten the most hilarious messages.
1 - a (most likely gay) dancer from Utah
2 - a guy named Kermit (that's his real name)
3 - a guy in a wheelchair (actually i think he's the best so far)
4 - a 19 year old kid with snake bite piercings who's studying to become surgeon ( )
5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black
6 - a guy named Dilbert
7-12 - other douches
#2
Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:53 PM
5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black
i told you that in confidence...
#3
Posted 22 January 2010 - 09:29 AM
5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black
i told you that in confidence...
well that movie is horrible
#4
Posted 22 January 2010 - 11:02 AM
#5
Posted 22 January 2010 - 11:30 AM
well, probably not, but you never know.
does he play the banjo and live in a swamp?
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#6
Posted 22 January 2010 - 11:37 AM
yeah, don't hate on kermit. he could be cool as fuck.
well, probably not, but you never know.
does he play the banjo and live in a swamp?
no. he takes photos at motorcross events and never does drugs. And he looks exactly like a guy named Kermit would look.
#7
Posted 22 January 2010 - 12:08 PM
he takes photos at motorcross events and never does drugs.
eep. 0 for 2.
Myspace
My thesis is called the "Black-Emperor-Says Theory" and holds that any any Phoenix-area indie rock festival there is a 100 percent probability that Emperors of Japan, Black Carl, and/or What Laura Says will be on the bill.
- Martin Shizzmore
#8
Posted 22 January 2010 - 12:26 PM
he takes photos at motorcross events and never does drugs.
eep. 0 for 2.
online dating is never the answer.
ok ok. wheelchair guy I guess, but only if his junk works.
#11
Posted 23 January 2010 - 06:56 PM
#12
Posted 23 January 2010 - 07:21 PM
#13
Posted 23 January 2010 - 08:43 PM
-Kermit
#14
Posted 23 January 2010 - 09:41 PM
i signed up for Okcupid last night..
1 - a (most likely gay) dancer from Utah
2 - a guy named Kermit (that's his real name)
3 - a guy in a wheelchair (actually i think he's the best so far)
4 - a 19 year old kid with snake bite piercings who's studying to become surgeon ( )
5 - a guy who's favorite movie is Meet Joe Black
6 - a guy named Dilbert
7-12 - other douches
i met my current girlfriend through that site. probably because i am none of those above.
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#15
Posted 24 January 2010 - 12:46 AM
why is evreyone overlooking the fact that jacki didn't let us see her profile?
oh shit
im such a douche on it there is no way i am posting a link to it
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