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[Jacki O.]

Found you, Jacki! Fun, funny and funnier, eh?

Naw, your profile seems cool.

yep.. logged in. took less than a minute. and yeah.. ya come off ok.

damn bros

well now you all can forward your hot/successful/big cock-ed friends to me

[jeremx]

well now you all can forward your hot/successful/big cock-ed friends to me

unfortunately, wait.. i mean fortunately.. fortunately.. i'm not family with the sizes of my friends' junk. so i'm not sure i'd be able to refer based on that quality. i'm sure asking some bros on okcupid to shoot ya some noodz would elicit a pretty good response. ;-P

[Jacki O.]

well now you all can forward your hot/successful/big cock-ed friends to me

unfortunately, wait.. i mean fortunately.. fortunately.. i'm not family with the sizes of my friends' junk. so i'm not sure i'd be able to refer based on that quality. i'm sure asking some bros on okcupid to shoot ya some noodz would elicit a pretty good response. ;-P

actually that's a good idea!

don't dude-friends talk about how big their dicks are amongst each other?

or like get drunk and run around naked? Or take photos of themselves putting their dicks on their passed out friend's faces?

[jeremx]

actually that's a good idea!
don't dude-friends talk about how big their dicks are amongst each other?
or like get drunk and run around naked? Or take photos of themselves putting their dicks on their passed out friend's faces?

not typically. it happens on occasion. i've done my share of naked roof/pool jumping. i think the majority of dudes that talk about their package are the dudes that feel they're swinging the biggest one around. i'm no john holmes so i'm not running around naked every chance i get (despite jr 'pantsing me while on stage with casket life a couple of 4th of july's ago). and hey.. sometimes it's cold out. ha ha..

and the weiner on the face of the passed out friend is usually just the ballsack. why don't we ever see girls putting their boobs on the faces of their passed out friends. ha ha

but yeah.. you don't hear many "so, bro.. how big is your wang?" conversations around just regular dudes.

[differently biotic]

dudes like Jer here do the penis tuck when they are druck, however. hahahahaha

our mutual friend does the stratch armstrong thing.



yet I don't think guys talk like that for the most part, unless they are obsessed with their wand.

[jeremx]

dudes like Jer here do the penis tuck when they are druck, however. hahahahaha
yet I don't think guys talk like that for the most part, unless they are obsessed with their wand.

not surprisingly, i don't remember that. ha ha


we can't all be matt dobbins. who i heard got a pleasant surprise whilst dancin' naked at the punk bunny show. ha ha

[differently biotic]

the first time I met Matt he was jumping naked on a trampoline using a filib's rolled taco box to cover his junk when I put the camera on him. hahahahahha at the casket life house



well I remember and I also remember deleting the picture. hahahahaha Too many drunk times at your casa. Tyler threw me in the little pool that night. Oh and us girls were doing shots out of our cleavages. hahahahaha

[jeremx]

well I remember and I also remember deleting the picture. hahahahaha Too many drunk times at your casa. Tyler threw me in the little pool that night. Oh and us girls were doing shots out of our cleavages. hahahahaha

classy times you mean. ha ha

[Tony]

don't dude-friends talk about how big their dicks are amongst each other?

or like get drunk and run around naked? Or take photos of themselves putting their dicks on their passed out friend's faces?

no.

[MikeyWretch]

don't dude-friends talk about how big their dicks are amongst each other?

or like get drunk and run around naked? Or take photos of themselves putting their dicks on their passed out friend's faces?

no.

yes.

[jeremx]

yes.

that was merely a matter of time. ha ha

[Tony]

don't dude-friends talk about how big their dicks are amongst each other?

or like get drunk and run around naked? Or take photos of themselves putting their dicks on their passed out friend's faces?

no.

yes.

dammit mikey! i was trying to throw her off our trail.

[Mary]

jeremx, it only seems like most of them want 5'10" or taller because you know about the ones who filter you out. Just keep workin' the charm, maybe in the journals before messaging . . . the forums are a hellscape. I recommend at least a 70% match, anonymous stalking, running all the tools like "the two of us"/"you've got issues", taking some of the less stupid quizzes. I'm only making friends, but I think it works the same way, based on what the date-seeking members say.

[jeremx]

jeremx, it only seems like most of them want 5'10" or taller because you know about the ones who filter you out. Just keep workin' the charm, maybe in the journals before messaging . . . the forums are a hellscape. I recommend at least a 70% match, anonymous stalking, running all the tools like "the two of us"/"you've got issues", taking some of the less stupid quizzes. I'm only making friends, but I think it works the same way, based on what the date-seeking members say.

thanks for the suggestions. i found my current gf on there and we're pretty stoked on each other. she's cool with dating a short, hairy, overweight dude. that whole "nice guys finish last" thing always seems true until you find a great girl who doesn't care where you work or what kind of car you drive.

i had updated my profile to "seeing someone" but deleted it yesterday before those kids from the up on the sun frankie muiz blog found it and started quoting me on that flame war of a comments section.. ha ha

[Mary]

i found my current gf on there and we're pretty stoked on each other. she's cool with dating a short, hairy, overweight dude. that whole "nice guys finish last" thing always seems true until you find a great girl who doesn't care where you work or what kind of car you drive.

Bezackly. It's been a long week and I already forgot you met your gf there. Ideally the advice will help some other poor shlub.