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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:22 AM

i need your help
so you're a dude, and you like to bang (who doesn't?) but you don't like to use condoms. but your lady friend says hellz to tha no unless your dick is wrapped. what do you do? What works? Thinner condoms? being more excited (is it really about the condom?), a new girl; suck it up, grow some balls and just fuck her?

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:38 AM

Thinner condoms?


that. or both of ya show yer negative paperwork. assuming this is for a disease reason and not a baby one. if it's a baby one as well then i'd say use the money shot method and/or the morning after for scares.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:46 AM

Thinner condoms?


that. or both of ya show yer negative paperwork. assuming this is for a disease reason and not a baby one. if it's a baby one as well then i'd say use the money shot method and/or the morning after for scares.


hmm interesting...

paperwork is negative but:

your lady friend is not on the pill (that shit is scary!) She also doesnt want to have another abortion (pull out method) if shit goes downhill and though she's all for the morning after pill, she doesn't want to use that as a frequent birth control method because that's not really what it is for.

thinner condoms sounds like a winner so far
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:48 AM

my dude friend asked me this once cause he doesnt like em. my response: dont be a fucking dick dude, and just use a condom you stubborn douche. otherwise go fuck yourself instead
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:50 AM

my dude friend asked me this once cause he doesnt like em. my response: dont be a fucking dick dude, and just use a condom you stubborn douche. otherwise go fuck yourself instead


i know fer realz....but what if the boner train to cuntville get's derailed every time there's a condom tied to the tracks?

or is that just a trick?

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:52 AM

Condom = Sex
No condom = no sex

I'm not seeing why there is an issue here. I would be on the = sex side of the fence. If you are really into a chick you'll slap a raincoat on and still jizz your brains out.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:54 AM

then you better take a bonerplane instead
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#8 Jacki O.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:56 AM

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good answers.
and i agree with y'alls. i do just want him to jizz his brains out, but not in my vagina, unless he's got a condom on.


sharing too much personal information on the internetz!! yay!
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:00 PM

or is that just a trick?


it's not a trick.. some dudes have a real hard (pun intended) time getting there with one on. however, there are aids out there like sprays and creams and whatnot that you can put on before the condom that'll help with sensitivity. just make sure that whatever you use for that doesn't cause the condom to come off altogether.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:04 PM

or is that just a trick?


it's not a trick.. some dudes have a real hard (pun intended) time getting there with one on. however, there are aids out there like sprays and creams and whatnot that you can put on before the condom that'll help with sensitivity. just make sure that whatever you use for that doesn't cause the condom to come off altogether.


ohhh.

maybe if i (ok forget your "lady friend", it's me) warmed him up with some lube or whatevs and then put the condom on....

seems plausible.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:05 PM

Even if he doesn't shoot his wad everytime it's still fun taking the ol' Balony Pony out for a ride.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:06 PM

I don't get dudes that are too pussy for condoms...come on man, just fuckin' hit it, not too much to think about.
If they are allergic, well, that sucks for you them.
Maybe give the dude the option of a finger in his butt...but you should probably give him that option either way.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:08 PM

i am +1-ing all over the place
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:10 PM

i am +1-ing all over the place

That sounds hot.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:14 PM

there are many options out there.

Female condoms, I have never used one, but I have heard of women putting them on and the dude not even knowing (I would think the dude was really drunk if this is true)

There are non-latex condoms out there for those who say they are allergic


thin as skin condoms are nice and feel good.



Some dudes do have issues with using a rubber, but a girl can make it sexy and seem like less of a chore.

Sometimes it's not sexy for the dude to be messing with the wrapper, trying to get the freaking thing on when the girl is just laying there watching. The girl should be there helping out, making it more of a fun time for everyone ;)
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