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#16 differently biotic

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:18 PM

I highly advise to NOT go w/o a condom. No matter how much you like someone, or love someone for that matter, should the guy having an adversion to condoms negate the importance of your health. And honestly, if he is against using them then he sure doesn't care that much for your health now does he?

the ultra ribbed "ecstasy" brand of trojans are the bomb out of all the brands and types I've tried (for the guy) and using some lube on his peen and on the condom works great. (I call them golden tickets, because the wrapper is huge and gold. hahaha)And I prefer astroglide to the other brands of lube.
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#17 Jacki O.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:19 PM

i agree donald and differently biotic

i'm sure this "hypothetical" dude would boner train me with a condom on if he could but it was just not happening...but i was just kinda laying there expecting him to get his shit together and was a little freaked out that maybe it was me causing the loss of hardness.

i guess i didn't play that round well enough

oh man i hope he never sees this :ph34r:
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#18 Tender Lad

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:24 PM

Maybe he was too nervous.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:28 PM

Maybe he was too nervous.


yeah, i think we both were. i was really nervous. you all gave excellent advice. i really like him and he's a cool dude but i'm not gonna do it without protection (duh) but i will try to make it fun, no pressure.

if any of you see me out with a hot dude say nothing about Le Shizz or boner problemos to him, but we can snicker behind his back ;)
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#20 jeremx

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:29 PM

about the trick part.. if you ended up going down on him instead of the sexin'.. then you may have been tricked. lol
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#21 Jacki O.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:32 PM

about the trick part.. if you ended up going down on him instead of the sexin'.. then you may have been tricked. lol


ohhhhhh +1!

but i didn't

so there! :lol:
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 01:00 PM

that wasn't the only boner gone missing this week
http://www.azcentral...rew-koenig.html
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 01:24 PM

I'll never understand this point of view. Having sex > not having sex. If putting a condom on means the former, then that's what you have to do.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 01:34 PM

Jacki,

Do you think this guy is just some douchebag pussy conquistador?

Cuz if he is....... :angry:!

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P.S. Trojan "thintimate" brand are awesome. Plus you'll get a laugh at the redickyoulessness of the word
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:07 PM

i was friends with a guy through high school and college and he swore he had this same problem. i never believed him, but that was due largely to the fact that he was kind of scummy. i guess i believe the issue itself is real.

have you, um, gone for the "assist" in condom application? maybe the train to bonerville is getting derailed because the conductor is too busy checking the baggage to keep the train on the tracks.

jesus, what a convoluted analogy. yet still practical.

in short: apply it yourself using your mouth. if that doesn't work, get him those pills that will give him a 4 hour erection.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:13 PM

All men should get a vasectomy. I'd get my tubes tied if it weren't invasive and expensive.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:25 PM

that wasn't the only boner gone missing this week
http://www.azcentral...rew-koenig.html


Well played, sir
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:26 PM

Do you think this guy is just some douchebag pussy conquistador?

P.S. Trojan "thintimate" brand are awesome. Plus you'll get a laugh at the redickyoulessness of the word


no he's cool. i like him.
i will give thintimates :lol: a try, thx for the suggestion.

and i agree with you Weener
if the majority of women have no problem taking all sorts of fucked up synthetic hormone pills to prevent pregnancy than the majority of men can get a little snip snip with no complaining.
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#29 Tender Lad

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:30 PM


Do you think this guy is just some douchebag pussy conquistador?

P.S. Trojan "thintimate" brand are awesome. Plus you'll get a laugh at the redickyoulessness of the word


no he's cool. i like him.
i will give thintimates :lol: a try, thx for the suggestion.

and i agree with you Weener
if the majority of women have no problem taking all sorts of fucked up synthetic hormone pills to prevent pregnancy than the majority of men can get a little snip snip with no complaining.

No Complaining!?!? My balls were the size of cantalopes for a week.
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#30 donald

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:34 PM

I wouldn't equate a snip snip with the pill.


Maybe, getting your tubes tied or to a lesser extent getting an IUD compared to snip snip.


Besides, I know women who take the pill not so much for birth control but to help them with their monthly cycle.
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