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#46 bob

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 05:06 PM

getting a vasectomy sucks. it's like getting several teeth pulled, but they're not pulling teeth. and you're fully awake. it sucks. it sucks. it sucks. and it hurts, bad, for like three days.

but, hey, it was a damn good decision. i figured if i ever change my mind, i should have enough money to get it reversed, so i have enough money to raise a dreamkiller, i mean evil shit monster, i mean baby. plus, i figured, and still very much feel this way, that there's more than enough starving children on this planet and the last thing i need to do is make one with my fucked up genes. i'd rather just get a starving one, if the mood ever strikes.

my vasectomy was free. all i had to do was prove i was poor. i bet if you're not white, they won't even care about that. they'll just sign you up for a freebie.

as far as condoms go, i'd still use one if for some reason there was new partner action going on. plus it makes me last a lot longer, like forever. and if i didn't have one, there's more than enough fun stuff to do that wouldn't require one. what's the big deal?
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#47 The Other 49

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


In the end, this is all that matters. It's really okay if he has problems keeping it up with a condom on. That still doesn't give reason for you to have to do it without one. He needs to offer help and hold up his end of the bargain. Maybe like you said, there's a way to do it so it's not quite as much of a pleasure kill for him.

For reasons you've already mentioned, the pullout and morning after methods are not practical from here to the end of the relationship and the pill obviously gives you problems. So, you both need to work out a solution. If he's not that forthcoming about being able to discuss it or work towards something, then he's simply not worth a fuck. Literally.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:39 AM

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Women were made to take on the burden of birth control, that's why women get pregnant and men don't, this is a very simple concept to understand. But women are jealous of this so they try to push their responsibilities on men.


Rubbers are only for the gays, Vasectomies are unnatural and so are getting tubes tied.


Go with nature man, go with nature.


everything else is unnatural and should be abolished.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:18 AM

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Women were made to take on the burden of birth control, that's why women get pregnant and men don't, this is a very simple concept to understand. But women are jealous of this so they try to push their responsibilities on men.


Rubbers are only for the gays, Vasectomies are unnatural and so are getting tubes tied.


Go with nature man, go with nature.


everything else is unnatural and should be abolished.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:28 AM

I would be more like a black pope cause if I was the pope I would fuck, but I wouldn't fuck little boys
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:50 AM

If it's someone you just started seeing, I would expect to be requested to put a condom on. For those complaining about them, perhaps it's a matter of finding the right one that fits well, because an ill-fitting condom IS a total boner killer.

But yeah, just put one on, then shoot it on her chest. Everyone wins!
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 12:50 PM


get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.


damn you! way to bring it back around!!

i've only known him for a few weeks but i will bring it up next time we converse.

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Uhh, way to end a blooming and sensitive new relationship.

"Hey lover, my friends say that since you couldn't get it up you need a vasectomy. Are we having Italian tonight?"

[Scene ends]

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I can't imagine she's really thinking to much about having much of a relationship with this guy if she is going on a message board and publicly talking about his impotency problems.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:01 PM


get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.


damn you! way to bring it back around!!

i've only known him for a few weeks but i will bring it up next time we converse.

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Uhh, way to end a blooming and sensitive new relationship.

"Hey lover, my friends say that since you couldn't get it up you need a vasectomy. Are we having Italian tonight?"

[Scene ends]

FIN [on screen]



I can't imagine she's really thinking to much about having much of a relationship with this guy if she is going on a message board and publicly talking about his impotency problems.


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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:04 PM


get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.


damn you! way to bring it back around!!

i've only known him for a few weeks but i will bring it up next time we converse.

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Uhh, way to end a blooming and sensitive new relationship.

"Hey lover, my friends say that since you couldn't get it up you need a vasectomy. Are we having Italian tonight?"

[Scene ends]

FIN [on screen]



I can't imagine she's really thinking to much about having much of a relationship with this guy if she is going on a message board and publicly talking about his impotency problems.


Oddly, I actually think she is, you must not have seen her pooping video. :blink:
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:19 PM


get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.


damn you! way to bring it back around!!

i've only known him for a few weeks but i will bring it up next time we converse.

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Uhh, way to end a blooming and sensitive new relationship.

"Hey lover, my friends say that since you couldn't get it up you need a vasectomy. Are we having Italian tonight?"

[Scene ends]

FIN [on screen]



I can't imagine she's really thinking to much about having much of a relationship with this guy if she is going on a message board and publicly talking about his impotency problems.

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#56 Jacki O.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:35 PM

we'll see. if he can't get a boner than it might not be true love. because i truly love boners.
:rolleyes:


i've actually been talking to this dude about making another video like my pooping one - not about boners or the lack thereof - but one about our first date. We got too drunk and he slept over (no banging) and then in the morning we were lying in my bed and he says "man i slept on something uncomfortable" and reaches behind his back and unknowingly pulls out my vibrator which had been in my bed :o

i was really embarrassed at the time because it was the first date and i totally wasn't expecting anyone to but me to sleep in my bed that night, but he was cool with it. he said he was glad it wasn't a 20" dildo or something. :wub:

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#57 donald

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:56 PM

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:50 AM

And no one really knows what can happen to your body after taking synthetic hormones for 12-15 years straight.

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BOO to the pill and YAY to condoms.

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 09:32 AM

i've actually been talking to this dude about making another video like my pooping one - not about boners or the lack thereof - but one about our first date. We got too drunk and he slept over (no banging) and then in the morning we were lying in my bed and he says "man i slept on something uncomfortable" and reaches behind his back and unknowingly pulls out my vibrator which had been in my bed :o

i was really embarrassed at the time because it was the first date and i totally wasn't expecting anyone to but me to sleep in my bed that night, but he was cool with it. he said he was glad it wasn't a 20" dildo or something. :wub:

video ideas!


:lol: a genius idea for a video!
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:39 PM

this thread has turned into a diary entry.


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