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#1 Tender Lad

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:20 AM

Wow.
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#2 Tony

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:28 AM

Wow.



aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhh.

so before every difficult decision, i like to sit back and contemplate it and reflect on all my options. i wonder if these people know that's the same thing - i just don't pretend to talk to god.
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#3 Jacki O.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:52 AM

god helped me decide whether to have a bagel or cereal for breakfast this morning.


i ate eggs instead.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:01 PM

He watches when I masturbate. Perv.
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#5 jeremx

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:21 PM

"god told me to murder my children.."

how many times have we heard that? dude sounds like a shitty advice giver.

# 71 percent said they believe that when good or bad things happen, these occurrences are simply part of God's plan for them.
# 61 percent indicated they believe God has determined the direction and course of their lives.
# 32 percent agreed with the statement: "There is no sense in planning a lot because ultimately my fate is in God's hands

this is pretty much all the same question and should be the same number if any of these people had any sense. aaahhhhhhh
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:21 PM

God Once killed everyone on earth via a flood, dude totally rushes his decisions with out really thinking them thru.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:24 PM

i love it when professional athletes thank god when they win. Yet they never thank god when they lose....
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:26 PM

Overall, participants with more education and higher income were less likely to report beliefs in divine intervention. But among the well-educated and higher earners, those who were more involved in religious rituals reported similar levels of beliefs about divine intervention as their less-educated and less financially well-off peers.

"Many of us might assume that people of higher social class standing tend to reject beliefs about divine intervention," Schieman said. "However, my findings indicate that while this is true among those less committed to religious life, it is not the case for people who are more committed to religious participation and rituals."


is this guy fucking retarded? "hey, people who are really into religion are really into religion. while those who are not, aren't."
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:33 PM

"God told me to skin you alive."
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:38 PM

"God told me to skin you alive."


god told me to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:41 PM

I've been making it a point to try and avoid blanket statements like "people are idiots" and "I hate people."

This article is making that difficult.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:42 PM

I've been making it a point to try and avoid blanket statements like "people are idiots" and "I hate people."

This article is making that difficult.


but you DO hate people...

maybe you should pray about it.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:46 PM

I've been making it a point to try and avoid blanket statements like "people are idiots" and "I hate people."

This article is making that difficult.


maybe it's god telling you to hate people? God seems to be telling a lot of Americans that lately.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:58 PM

i love it when professional athletes thank god when they win. Yet they never thank god when they lose....


That's because they're supposed to be learning a lesson about God's Will for them. Or they could blame Satan.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 01:03 PM

My over the top video game addiction and pathetically high gamerscore is all part of gods divine plan.

Back the fuck off.
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