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[Jacki O.]

i think it was 2007? New Year's Eve 2006 to the new 2007 year.

Larah took me to Degrae and Miss-Jenny's house, 1st time i met them. My sister was visiting me from Boston and we rode bikes to their house. My new year's resolution that year was to not get black out drunk anymore (2006 was a bad year for me, i was drinking a lot). So I ended up getting black out drunk and i dont remember the rest but apparently i wrestled with larah in their living room, vomited in their kitchen sink, and then tried to ride my bike home but kept falling off it, all while my sister tried to figure out how to get back to my house, in a city she didn't know very well at all.

i woke up the next day in my bathroom, wearing only my jacket, with bruised and bloodied knees, and vomit everywhere. The worst part was that the vomit was all fried rice from my dinner at Thai Rama the night before.

i think i've only gotten blackout drunk a few scant times since that night.

[Tender Lad]

Wow that's hardcore Jacki. I haven't ever been blackout drunk and the last time I was really shitfaced was in collage almost 15 years ago. One night I was going to a club with friends and had about 12 beers in an hour and a half. I spent most of the evening puking in the bar's shitter and later on in my sink in the dorm. Ever since then I monitor how much I drink and usually don't go past a nice buzz.

[Dez]

AH! I shouldn't share this but since Jacki went balls out I'm gonna do it too!

SO... My beau and I had only been seeing each other for about a month but we already knew we were all about each other. I was set to go to Chi to see my friend so I decided to stay the night at his house so that he could take me to the airport in the morning. We plan this romantical last night together and we go to dinner at some teppanyaki place. WELL... They had something like $1 vodkas and I'm all "hell yes!" He doesn't drink much so he watched me have like six HARD pineapples (That's what I call a vodka pineapple ) anyway when we left the place I was silly. I was singing in the car, telling stories, and then we get to his house; we start cuddling, I get all emo and profess my love and I'm listening to this Slick Rick song over and over because for me it's totally setting "the mood" well I'm like over him kissing and talking and then we "begin" that's when shit gets cloudy and apparently I blackout. I'm brought back to reality by him saying "hey, did you just pee on me!?" I immediately jet for the bafroom and finish peeing and get cleaned up. (UGH still so embarrassing!!) come back in and try and play it off and pass out shortly after. Too this day I am always reminded about how I pee'd on him when I was all drunk.

I say, I was just marking my territory before leaving out of state

[MikeyWretch]

The day of the landmine marathon record release show.
Started the day off with a way too big dose of cough syrup! Went down to Casey mores for a drink at about 2pm and then walked to Barneys Boat house off of mill and drank a beer and then got the hell out of there because that place can suck my butt! then walked down to Sucker Punch Sally’s and had a huge whiskey coke. By this time the beer and whiskey and cough syrup had taken hold and i was like really kind of odd feeling. After that i walked home and then I had to meet up with Cagematch because I was their merch dude for the show that night. I got there to Chasers and had two more whiskey cokes. Then I don’t know maybe 4-5 sweet tea vodkas and lemonades maybe about 4 more glasses of beer. After the show I was in a car going somewhere and wanted to puke really bad! I got to Eric’s house and my bike was there and I walked it half way home then got on it and rode to my house. I think! cause the next memory is me puking in the bathroom and half way crawling out into my room but no making it. I slept with my legs in the bath room and my arms and head in my room on a pile of dirty clothes that I pulled out of the hamper.

[Quezo]

AH! I shouldn't share this but since Jacki when balls out I'm gonna do it too!

SO….. My beau and I had only been seeing each other for about a month but we already knew we were all about each other. I was set to go to Chi to see my friend so I decided to stay the night at his house so that he could take me to the airport in the morning. We plan this romantical last night together and we go to dinner at some teppanyaki place. WELL… They had something like $1 vodkas and I'm all "hell yes!" He doesn't drink much so he watched me have like six HARD pineapples (That's what I call a vodka pineapple ) anyway when we left the place I was silly. I was singing in the car, telling stories, and then we get to his house; we start cuddling, I get all emo and profess my love and I'm listening to this Slick Rick song over and over because for me it's totally setting "the mood" well I'm like over him kissing and talking and then "we begin"… that's when shit gets cloudy and apparently I blackout. I'm brought back to reality by him saying "hey, did you just pee on me!?" I immediately jet for the bafroom and finish peeing and get cleaned up. (UGH still so embarrassing!!) come back in and try and play it off and pass out shortly after. Too this day I am always reminded about how I pee'd on him when I was all drunk.

I say, I was just marking my territory before leaving out of state

This has win all over it.

Blackout drunk and peeing on somebody who STILL likes you now is awesome.

You should've just said "yes, I'm peeing on you" and finished up.

heh.

I am happy for you.

I have only been blackout drunk once that I remember/have been told. Not very epic, though unfortunately.

[Jacki O.]

I slept with my legs in the bath room and my arms and head in my room on a pile of dirty clothes that I pulled out of the hamper.

[fatguyaz]

AH! I shouldn’t share this but since Jacki when balls out I’m gonna do it too!

SO….. My beau and I had only been seeing each other for about a month but we already knew we were all about each other. I was set to go to Chi to see my friend so I decided to stay the night at his house so that he could take me to the airport in the morning. We plan this romantical last night together and we go to dinner at some teppanyaki place. WELL… They had something like $1 vodkas and I’m all “hell yes!” He doesn’t drink much so he watched me have like six HARD pineapples (That’s what I call a vodka pineapple ) anyway when we left the place I was silly. I was singing in the car, telling stories, and then we get to his house; we start cuddling, I get all emo and profess my love and I’m listening to this Slick Rick song over and over because for me it’s totally setting “the mood” well I’m like over him kissing and talking and then “we begin”… that’s when shit gets cloudy and apparently I blackout. I’m brought back to reality by him saying “hey, did you just pee on me!?” I immediately jet for the bafroom and finish peeing and get cleaned up. (UGH still so embarrassing!!) come back in and try and play it off and pass out shortly after. Too this day I am always reminded about how I pee’d on him when I was all drunk.

I say, I was just marking my territory before leaving out of state

Did i date you in like 2001?

[Dez]

Blackout drunk and peeing on somebody who STILL likes you now is awesome.

I am a very lucky, squirrel and I wish I could say this was the craziest thing I've put the poor dude through but it's not

[Tender Lad]

Blackout drunk and peeing on somebody who STILL likes you now is awesome.

I am a very lucky, squirrel and I wish I could say this was the craziest thing I've put the poor dude through but it's not

Lucky dude. (not sarcastic)

[Dez]

Oh, watersports. ok, ok I get it

It's viewfinder's turn to fess up! I know there's gotta be something, borracho!

[Ninjaneer]

The only time I got blackout drunk was many years back. Some friends and I decided to have a 4th of July party and we got hammered. The party at my house was the last thing I remember, but at some point, we decided to walk to another party a few blocks away. While at the party, there was a fella who was complaining about “fags”, and I took offense. And apparently I told him so. This led to a heated debate between the two of us and (eventually) him making a move to hit me. Some friends jumped in immediately and tried to calm him down, saying it was a silly argument and not worth coming to blows over. The guy was in no mood to hear this, and starts swinging at my friends. Next thing you know, it’s a huge brawl and there are cops everywhere. My friends managed to grab me and get me out of there before I could be arrested. They were all cut up and bruised and I didn’t have a scratch on me. I don’t remember one damn thing about any of it, and I’ve never been that drunk again.

[MikeyWretch]

So I don’t go to strip clubs but my wife digs them and a couple friends wanted to go to one in AJ that a girl we went to High school with worked at. So I went. We get there and just start pounding drinks. My wife gets like 2 lap dances and then the girl we know does her thing and then she is off and offers to take us to have drinks at a bar down the road and she was going to pay for everything! We go and her and my wife are bro-ing out hard and just slamming drinks. My wife is wasted and tried to get on to a bar stool and instead knocks it over. Across the room this group of girls starts laughing and one says “you dropped your seat bitch" The stripper friend of ours says " fuck you and the girl that said it comes over and gets in her face. My wife then says something like shut the fuck up or something and the big mouthed girl comes walking up to her and like puts her finger in my wife’s face and thinks that she is going to yell in her face. My wife doesn’t say anything after that and just hits her in the face ALOT! Ear rings and flip flops and cell phones go everywhere and I have to drag my wife out the back door of the bar and take her home. The next day she was mad that she lost her flip flops and didn’t remember any of it.

[Jacki O.]

So I don’t go to strip clubs but my wife digs them and a couple friends wanted to go to one in AJ that a girl we went to High school with worked at. So I went. We get there and just start pounding drinks. My wife gets like 2 lap dances and then the girl we know does her thing and then she is off and offers to take us to have drinks at a bar down the road and she was going to pay for everything! We go and her and my wife are bro-ing out hard and just slamming drinks. My wife is wasted and tried to get on to a bar stool and instead knocks it over. Across the room this group of girls starts laughing and one says “you dropped your seat bitch" The stripper friend of ours says " fuck you and the girl that said it comes over and gets in her face. My wife then says something like shut the fuck up or something and the big mouthed girl comes walking up to her and like puts her finger in my wife’s face and thinks that she is going to yell in her face. My wife doesn’t say anything after that and just hits her in the face ALOT! Ear rings and flip flops and cell phones go everywhere and I have to drag my wife out the back door of the bar and take her home. The next day she was mad that she lost her flip flops and didn’t remember any of it.