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[Jacki O.]

i've done many, many ridiculous things while drunk, although i don't have an epic story that encompasses a specifc night. i do believe, however, that my body of work still deserves attention. like in hollywood, i may never win an oscar for a particular performance, but i might get the lifetime achievement award.

details?

[Vacuum Tube Antimatter]

While drunk on Jose Cuervo, I wrestled a shopping cart in a walmart parking lot. I lost.

[Tony]

i've done many, many ridiculous things while drunk, although i don't have an epic story that encompasses a specifc night. i do believe, however, that my body of work still deserves attention. like in hollywood, i may never win an oscar for a particular performance, but i might get the lifetime achievement award.

details?

off the top of my head:

i got disoriented in my room up at the monte vista and peed in the closet.

i was in a taxi cab in vegas and we were trying to make a turn on the strip and people kept walking in front of the cab (even though we had right of way) so i leaned out of the window and screamed "i will cut you. i will fucking cut all of you if you don't get out of my way."

during a different vegas trip i wore a fireman's outfit around the MGM casino for an entire evening. it was not halloween.

i was at a nice restaurant with a group of friends and the waiter came by after dinner and asked if we cared for any dessert, and i said "who needs dessert when you've got this?" and i ripped my shirt open. it had the snap buttons on it, so it's not like i ruined the shirt, but i was bare chested in the middle of the restaurant.

i wore my bathrobe into a casino. (a lot of these happen in vegas. i guess that's where i'm at my best.)

there's probably like 500 more little things like that.

[MikeyWretch]

Okay so in high school we used to party at our friend Manuels trailer and his mom was cool and bought us booze and smoked and all that shit. We just got fucked up and played video games and talked shit. One weekend we were all getting pretty hammered and everyone took off to get more booze and I was left there with Manuels mom. I was 16 or 17 and really smashed and was sitting there with my head back almost passing out when I feel Manuels mom like pulling my junk out and like going down on me! At first im like AWESOME! then I kind of have a moment of clarity and look down and freak out! I jump up and run to the other room and close the door and lay on this futon cause im scared now for some reason. I lay there till the dudes come back but even by then im like going nuts like drunk and feel like a perv cause my friends mom sucked my stuff. My buddy Will comes in and says " hey did you try and fuck Manuels mom?" and I was like HEL NO DUDE! and then I was mad cause that’s like what? no way made me feel like she was telling them i tried to hook it up. Then he saw how freaked I was and said "relax man. I did her" I was drunk and just like not feeling this party any more. I walked home about 5 miles in the desert cause yeah weird!

[Jacki O.]

yowza mikey

coolidge cougars

[MikeyWretch]

yowza mikey

coolidge cougars

Good old Cool town.

Did I ever tall yall about the time My 6th grade teacher got me and my friend plowed on Cisco and took us to see New Jack City? Yeah I was 12!

[Rial]

I think Mikey needs his own
"Tell me about the last time you got REALLY molested..." thread.

[MikeyWretch]

I think Mikey needs his own
"Tell me about the last time you got REALLY molested..." thread.

Oh dang and this one time on the school bus I was the last kid to get off and well...


Another time

[fatguyaz]

God damn, Mikey needs his own thread to just post all of his bat-shit crazy stories, in general. No one should be allowed to post in it except him. I don't care if they're real or not. They're still awesome. Ready. GO.

Way to go, holmes.

[MikeyWretch]

God damn, Mikey needs his own thread to just post all of his bat-shit crazy stories, in general. No one should be allowed to post in it except him. I don't care if they're real or not. They're still awesome. Ready. GO.

Way to go, holmes.

How about doing meth back in high school and staying up for days out in an abandoned factory on the outskirts of Coolidge? Fuck yeah!

[Dez]

Eew cochino!

[MikeyWretch]

OMG! I found this video of me wasted when I was like 21!

DANG!

[Tender Lad]

OMG! I found this video of me wasted when I was like 21!

DANG!

You were so sexy at 21. What happened?

[Dez]

OMG! I found this video of me wasted when I was like 21!

DANG!

I hate your guts

[negicore]

When I get really fucked up, I forget how to get to the bathroom sometimes....Once I pissed in the trash can, not bad, and then once after that I nearly did the same thing till Jooles yelled to me that I wasn't in the bathroom yet. She really freaked when I opened the linen closet, till she guided me to the real bathroom...