This was my first job
#1
Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:56 AM
motherfucking corn
what that wiki article fails to explain is that the manual labor part is very physical.
the corn leaves have sharp edges and if you dont wear protective clothing from head to toe you will get cut up by the leaves. You have to wear a hat, eye protection, bandanna around face and neck, long sleeve shirt, full pants, gloves, and boots (for mud and snakes).
you get up really early and in the early dawn the dew on the leaves will soak your clothing fully. then the sun rises, burns off the dew and everything gets humid, and your clothing, which is soaking wet, gets heavy and warm. Then you get to eat lunch! then you work again until the afternoon. you walk for miles and miles doing the same motion over and over and over in corn that is as tall as your chest. you get sweaty, muddy, and exhausted.
the fun parts though are that you are in a crew of 7 other people and a crew boss (who is usually an experienced detassler who over sees the crew, pushes them faster or slower, and cleans up what the crew misses)
and you just fuck around in the field while working, being stupid teenagers.
i like that it was my first job. it was really hard, a lot of kids never finish a summer working the job. i worked as a detassler for like 3 summers in a row. after my first year i was promoted to a crew boss. i was 13 and i was a boss
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#2
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:16 AM
My first job, other than the gawdawful babysitting all my life, was cleaning limos when I was 14. It was under the table but it paid well. $20 an hour. I had to wash and detail all of the limos plus stock the inside. Like wash the crystal glasses and decanters and make sure it was fully stocked w/ liquor and snacks too before it went out. (each one had mini fridges in them) It was a fun job.
#3
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:18 AM
wow! that is so interesting! Anyone that can hang doing that kind of hard work is amazing to me. Truly.
My first job, other than the gawdawful babysitting all my life, was cleaning limos when I was 14. It was under the table but it paid well. $20 an hour. I had to wash and detail all of the limos plus stock the inside. Like wash the crystal glasses and decanters and make sure it was fully stocked w/ liquor and snacks too before it went out. (each one had mini fridges in them) It was a fun job.
did you ever find anything gross or cool in the limos!?!?
#4
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:20 AM
Actually when i was 12 my family cleaned government trailers at construction sites. So that was my first job.
#5
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:24 AM
I got to keep the tips they left in the mini bar and people are just really messing when they are drinking. Oh and the drivers - most of the dudes working this outfit were hotties. They hooked up a lot w/ the clientele.
#6
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:28 AM
Biotic - my limo is a mess, I need your help also.
#7
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:30 AM
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:30 AM
#9
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:32 AM
Oh and the drivers - most of the dudes working this outfit were hotties. They hooked up a lot w/ the clientele.
ahaha! fucking awesome.
i would bang a hot limo driver
in the limo
#10
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:38 AM
#11
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:39 AM
I had a crush on one of them. He was SO cute. Like 21 jump street Johnny Depp cute.
that's weird. i was never a limo driver. you must be confused.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:49 AM
I remember the first time I came around the corner to sell at the pow wow arena. I was all decked out with a multi-colored light up visor and a tray of all kids of junk. My mom was looking at me like "WTF?". But all the kids would flock to me 'cause they wanted the shit I had. Eventually, all the parents dreaded seeing me.
Anyway, I'd make about $50 bucks a day and the guy would buy me corn dogs and pop. It was a pretty sweet gig and every year when the fair would happen, I'd have a job. Also, it gave me experience which led me to working in hamburger stands when I was 12. Boo yah!
#13
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:52 AM
my first job was bagging groceries. exciting!
ooh, that reminds me.. i need to post a job. time to start a new thread.
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#14
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:52 AM
Best story: the place got robbed (I wasn't working), but during the robbery a cop car pulled into the parking lot (getting donuts, duh!) and the crooks got nabbed before they left the scene... 1) there ain't much cash in a donut shop, and 2) the cops are always gonna be right there.
Other highlights: I got to drive the boss's hot rodded El Camino (complete with overflowing ashtray and confederate flag license plate) to deliver donuts to the local hotels for their breakfast... Also got to supply friends with free donuts around 5am when they'd stumble up the street from a hard night's partying.
#15
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:58 AM
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