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#16 Tony

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Posted 19 April 2010 - 07:42 PM

city of Phx? Roosters are illegal. You can have up to 13 hens but no rooster. You can fully call the cops on them. Go talk to them and tell them to get rid of the rooster or you will need to call the cops. They do not need a rooster to get eggs. Roosters are just for procreation. And for making a shit ton of noise.


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Posted 19 April 2010 - 07:44 PM

Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
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Posted 19 April 2010 - 09:45 PM

hen= female chicken
rooster= male chicken

a laying hen has a menstrual cycle just like female people. Only, instead of once a month and the egg staying inside for the month, it's once a day and it comes out every morning. Female people don't need male people to make these eggs, they only need them to fertilize the egg. Same with hens.
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Posted 19 April 2010 - 10:05 PM

Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

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Posted 19 April 2010 - 10:37 PM

"SOMETHING'S MISSIN'!"
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Posted 20 April 2010 - 06:21 AM

"SOMETHING'S MISSIN'!"


butter and cheese?
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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:39 AM

LIFE FACE


female chicken eggs are good
female lady eggs are also good!
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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:57 AM

Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 12:49 PM

I wish they made a quote of the day Frank Costanza calender.
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Posted 20 April 2010 - 03:14 PM

I think it's illegal to own roosters in the city.

my friends have a chicken coup. roosters are illegal in tempe but chickens are allright.
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 12:44 PM

my girlfriend wants chickens. we just got an offer accepted on a house in phoenix. 24th st and thomas. anyway, she said you have to get permission from anyone within 80ft of where the chickens will be housed. anyone know if this is true. interesting about the rooster being illegal though.
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 12:50 PM

my girlfriend wants chickens. we just got an offer accepted on a house in phoenix. 24th st and thomas. anyway, she said you have to get permission from anyone within 80ft of where the chickens will be housed. anyone know if this is true. interesting about the rooster being illegal though.


to my knowledge, the coop has to be at least 80 (i thought it was 100ft) feet away from any residence. OR, you have to give your neighbors free eggs. That's what i do.

Either way, talk to the neighbors.
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 06:52 PM

Today my next door neighbor asked me if I had a chicken. Apparently he saw one in my front yard, and now it's living in his back yard, and he wanted to know if it was mine. It's not.

My point is, there's a free hen up for grabs if you think you can catch it.
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 11:59 AM

Cocks are illegal in the city of Phoenix, yes. However, there is one neighborhood in particular that allows the cock to roam free in the hood. The neighborhood I speak of is around the 34th St/Flower area. If you drive down Flower (I think it is Flower), you'll see a bunch of free roaming hens, cocks, peacocks, etc. It's a madhouse down there and smells like cock-a-doodle-POO. We looked at a couple of houses around there. Almost hit 3 chickens, a peacock, and various other bird types. Upon exiting the car, all we could hear was rooster calls.

In other, related news, my sister has 4 hens and they all just started laying their eggs. No cock involved. :)
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:30 PM

there's a rooster halfway down the block from our house. it doesn't make enough noise to wake us up so i have no problem with it. if i lived closer, however.. we'd have words.

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