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#1 thebiggameover

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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:39 PM

so i have a creepy neighbor. he saw me with a nintendo shirt and wanted to be all buddy buddy with me. i was like "sry bro, i dont want to hang and i dont drink anymore anyways". i think it kinda pissed him off. he seams like the kinda dude who might break in later and kill me in my sleep.

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also, the main reason for this post is to point the cops in the right direction when i end up dead and they are looking for my killer...
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:40 PM

Could you describe this individual in more detail?
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:15 PM

Could you describe this individual in more detail?



remember video of axel from the minibosss board? from magfest? he looks just like that...
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:37 PM

Lie about being busy all the time. Honesty is never best
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:50 PM

you just gotta be crazier than him, freak him out so he doesn't want to hang with you anymore. that's how i get rid of creeps. i stab them first!
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:54 PM

Jacki's right. Dress up like a clown in a white dress then pepper spray yourself in the face right in front of him.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:15 PM

Jacki's right. Dress up like a clown in a white dress then pepper spray yourself in the face right in front of him.


word.

go on a rant about aliens and beat the shit out of a tv in your yard. Tell him you eat nothing but Peeps because all other food has been "tainted by you know who"

drink a bunch of blueberry KoolAid and then vomit in front of him and tell him it's proof you've been abducted

tell him you voted for Bush in 2004

walk around in nothing but a neon green thong and crocs
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:26 PM

This video is for you.


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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:29 PM

wear a fake mustache and wig and tell him you are hiding from the cops "in plain sight"

tell him you're really into enemas - getting and giving

tell him "i used to be on medication for "paranoid schizophrenia" whatever that means!" then laugh and then tell the imaginary dog next to you to shut the fuck up or you will tell the authorities that he is in this country illegally.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:43 PM

you just gotta be crazier than him, freak him out so he doesn't want to hang with you anymore. that's how i get rid of creeps. i stab them first!


haha yes absolutely! My defense for dealing with pricks or weirdos is to freak them the fuck out!

In high school I would get made fun of, someone would say "ARE YOU A FAGET, YOU LIKE DICKS FAGET?!"

my response was, YEAH I FUCKING LOVES DICKS IN MY ASS AND I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND I RUB IT ALL OVER MY CHEST!"

They would immediately get freaked and walk away in disgust.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:45 PM

you should hang out with him in his trailer and take a big dump in his bathroom


*but not in the toilet

i bet he'll never ever want to hang with you ever again
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 07:45 PM

you should hang out with him in his trailer and take a big dump in his bathroom


*but not in the toilet

i bet he'll never ever want to hang with you ever again


upper decker time.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 11:01 PM

you should hang out with him in his trailer and take a big dump in his bathroom


*but not in the toilet

i bet he'll never ever want to hang with you ever again


upper decker time.


If your trying to get someone to leave you alone but not kill you in your sleep this is probably a bad idea. Try just leaving a floater, that should sufficiently gross him out into leaving you alone.
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 07:36 AM

Try just leaving a floater, that should sufficiently gross him out into leaving you alone.


or when you wipe, throw the tp in the trash can. pretty sure you're not getting invited back over. ha ha
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 11:03 AM

Try just leaving a floater, that should sufficiently gross him out into leaving you alone.


or when you wipe, throw the tp in the trash can. pretty sure you're not getting invited back over. ha ha


Oh man, there are some Mexicans at my work that do this. I keep telling them, "This is not Mexico!! You can actually flush the tp down the toilet, in this country! Cripes!"

I guess Mexico has sub-par septic systems/sewage.
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