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[Jacki O.]

how long does it take before the dumb jealousy part goes away?

years

[johnnytron]

We cant put both on the poll?

[Katie]

how long does it take before the dumb jealousy part goes away?

years

It is said that it take half the amount of time you were in a relationship to get over it. *Things therapists tell me*

[differently biotic]

sometimes - you never really, truly, get over it all the way. blech.

[ironyengine]

how long does it take before the dumb jealousy part goes away?

years

It is said that it take half the amount of time you were in a relationship to get over it. *Things therapists tell me*

Or until your next screaming orgasm, whichever comes first.

Badumching.

[thundertortoise]

I'm gonna go eat ice cream instead. Do they make alcoholic ice cream?

[Katie]

They make alchoholic whipped cream but I don't reccomend it.

Burns worse than the clap.

[Tony]

They make alchoholic whipped cream but I don't reccomend it.

Burns worse than the clap.

when we were in college, one of my closest friends was celebrating an anniversary with his lady friend and they decided to sex it up and include champagne, strawberries, etc. so over the course of the evening they're drinking champagne off each other's bodies and acting like they're in some classy porno (jacki, take notes). eventually the champagne runs out, and my friend decides to keep the night going by breaking out a bottle of jack daniels, which he promptly poured on her. needless to say, she started shrieking in agony as soon as it got in her vagina.

so my point is this: you probably shouldn't put bourbon in your girlfriend's pussy.

[Katie]

That sounds grossly sticky. Tell them to stop reading Cosmo.

[HNIC]

I'm gonna go eat ice cream instead. Do they make alcoholic ice cream?

Lees Ice Cream Liquour in Scottsdale. Jack Daniels Chocolate Fudge...

[billy]

when we were in college, one of my closest friends was celebrating an anniversary with his lady friend and they decided to sex it up and include champagne, strawberries, etc. so over the course of the evening they're drinking champagne off each other's bodies and acting like they're in some classy porno (jacki, take notes). eventually the champagne runs out, and my friend decides to keep the night going by breaking out a bottle of jack daniels, which he promptly poured on her. needless to say, she started shrieking in agony as soon as it got in her vagina.

so my point is this: you probably shouldn't put bourbon in your girlfriend's pussy.

haha, you've been knocking them out of the park lately tony. a 'well played' +1 to you sir! poor girl...

[Danosaur]

Vin Fiz?