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[Quezo]

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[mancopter]

I crush pretty hard on girls, nay, women in metal bands.


Liz Buckingham from Electric Wizard


Laura Pleasants from Kylesa


Grace Perry from Landmine Marathon


Andrea Black from Howl

[jeremx]

Grace Perry from Landmine Marathon

when she was in obama bin sars i told a friend of mine that her screaming "anal" at the top of her lungs during "if you loved me, you'd do anal" was the hottest thing i'd ever seen. i think she said at the time that that made me a creepy old dude. that friend then became friends with her. and i was pretty sure that she would have told her what i said. so i always felt a little bit like a creepy old dude when she was around.

[mancopter]

Grace Perry from Landmine Marathon

when she was in obama bin sars i told a friend of mine that her screaming "anal" at the top of her lungs during "if you loved me, you'd do anal" was the hottest thing i'd ever seen. i think she said at the time that that made me a creepy old dude. that friend then became friends with her. and i was pretty sure that she would have told her what i said. so i always felt a little bit like a creepy old dude when she was around.

Yeah, I'm pretty much there too. Whatever. I calls it like I sees it.

[raubhimself]

Grace Perry from Landmine Marathon

when she was in obama bin sars i told a friend of mine that her screaming "anal" at the top of her lungs during "if you loved me, you'd do anal" was the hottest thing i'd ever seen. i think she said at the time that that made me a creepy old dude. that friend then became friends with her. and i was pretty sure that she would have told her what i said. so i always felt a little bit like a creepy old dude when she was around.

lol @ obama bin sars

glad i got to see them once

[jeremx]

lol @ obama bin sars

glad i got to see them once

ha.. completely missed that. ("osama" for anyone who didn't catch it)

[thundertortoise]

I've got it pretty bad for Laura Marling. It was her birthday yesterday. . Not like it's weird that I know that or anything. This song is great (:



I had a girlfriend that used to make me the most epic mixes all the time. Still have a bunch of 'em..

[bisbee slim]

ive had a crush on jackie o for a long time. this pic makes me want to get all poolboy.
johnnytron tried to punch me in the face once but missed.

[aaronburke]

add me to lb and grace perry.

also, how could i forget thu tran?

[thebiggameover]

http://en.wikipedia..../Kristen_Schaal






http://en.wikipedia....iki/Olivia_Munn

[Ultimate_Warrior]

i always had a secret crush on jesus. i read in some old book that he was sexy (i forget what it was called). and just look at the artist renditions! surely they knew what he looked like, right?

but he won't ever call or text me back. did i do something wrong? he even told me he loved me 'unconditionally.' WTF? typical male. i'm just glad i never put out.

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[Ultimate_Warrior]

and speaking of crushes/unrequited love, i know the shizz home page says 'it's not pretty, but it works.' i disagree. i think it's not only functional, but beautiful as well.

and i don't mean to judge, to each his/her own, but most of the ladies' photos i've seen on this thread have more plastic in them than my vast collection of tupperware.

with the exception of the 'bird lady,' she just creeps me out.

[Tony]

and i don't mean to judge, to each his/her own, but most of the ladies' photos i've seen on this thread have more plastic in them than my vast collection of tupperware.

i assume you're talking about linda from sesame street.

actually, wait, who are you talking about? i just looked at the whole thread again and i'm vexed.

[TV's Frink]

with the exception of the 'bird lady,' she just creeps me out.

Boooooo!

Mel is hawt and I will not hear otherwise.

[thebiggameover]

jacki has fake boobs? WAT?