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[bobby]

After a long night of drinking with my room mates several years ago I went into the
w.c. to take a crap before going to bed. So I settled in and was making poopers and
peepee at the same time. I looked in the bowl to see what I had made and I saw some-
thing scurry towards the back of the bowl, obviously avoiding the urine stream. Well I
bent down further to see what the fuck it was. And just as I looked, it jumped across
the bowl and brushed up against my testicles and this freaked me the fuck out and I
jolted up from my sitting position and turned to face the bowl and I peed all over the
floor and the wall and the shower curtain and the towels on the rack before I realized
what I was doing and cut the stream off.

It was a cricket.

[mikemfer]

I wonder why he was scared of you after that...hmmmm

wait a minute....are talking about his penis???

Uh.....

Basically, I showed up 3 days later than everyone else, walked into the dorm and threw my things on my bed, briefly met my roommate, and then a friend came by and off I went , not to return until I came back and passed out. I then kicked my things aside and slept fully clothed on my mattress until I woke up and had my incident. So the second picture my new roommate got of me was me feeling the wall above his bed, then peeing in a bag, and then leaving the bag on the floor and passing out.

I never liked him anyway

[Hooray For Everything]

After a long night of drinking with my room mates several years ago I went into the
w.c. to take a crap before going to bed. So I settled in and was making poopers and
peepee at the same time. I looked in the bowl to see what I had made and I saw some-
thing scurry towards the back of the bowl, obviously avoiding the urine stream. Well I
bent down further to see what the fuck it was. And just as I looked, it jumped across
the bowl and brushed up against my testicles and this freaked me the fuck out and I
jolted up from my sitting position and turned to face the bowl and I peed all over the
floor and the wall and the shower curtain and the towels on the rack before I realized
what I was doing and cut the stream off.

It was a cricket.

that brought tears to my eyes

[dharma_bum]

After a long night of drinking with my room mates several years ago I went into the
w.c. to take a crap before going to bed. So I settled in and was making poopers and
peepee at the same time. I looked in the bowl to see what I had made and I saw some-
thing scurry towards the back of the bowl, obviously avoiding the urine stream. Well I
bent down further to see what the fuck it was. And just as I looked, it jumped across
the bowl and brushed up against my testicles and this freaked me the fuck out and I
jolted up from my sitting position and turned to face the bowl and I peed all over the
floor and the wall and the shower curtain and the towels on the rack before I realized
what I was doing and cut the stream off.

It was a cricket.

White Castle?

[bobby]

White Castle?

What?

[Hooray For Everything]

I used to read anything & everything in the bathroom when I was a kid (now I have the Allmusic guide to Jazz)...well, one day I read the insert in my moms box of o.b. tampons, I was in 3rd grade....it had instructions & stuff,....

next thing y'know I had one foot up on the toilet and was inserting a tampon into my butt.

nothing happened.

but it was really gross when i pulled it out.

Ha ha!!!  That never happened....

what about the time you forgot to wipe and sat down on the couch?

that's a good story, too....yeah, yeah....

a life of dignity...

[donald]

water closet

[donald]

DAMMIT Bobby!!!

That has got to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

[Hooray For Everything]

my eyes are all red & watery.
thanks
Rob

[dharma_bum]

White Castle?

What?

w.c. = white castle.. i don't know about you but i have relived myself in a few.. especially after eating a couple of double sliders w/cheese.

[cabinboy]

holy shitr... this is making my daye.

[mikemfer]

White Castle?

What?

w.c. = white castle.. i don't know about you but i have relived myself in a few.. especially after eating a couple of double sliders w/cheese.

Ha ha ha

Sometimes you just can't wait

[skeksis]

It was a cricket.

oh, nice! hey- bobby, if you're still around, don't forget to try the tater tots at the Grill in Tucson. AWESOME. seems like last I did a show at the Red Room, the only pay I got was a card for two free meals at the Grill. not terrible, but those tater tots at 2 am are heavenly.

[Hooray For Everything]

I had a 3am meal there with a thalidomide girl while I was on mushrooms

[mikemfer]

Could someone please define 'thalidomide girl' for me?