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In Topic: What games are you playing now?

Yesterday, 08:57 PM

Been playing Yakuza Kiwami for a while. Almost as great as I had been led to believe, but with lots and LOTS of issues, like heading somewhere and then having to close the game, reopen it, load my save, and take a different route, all because of consistent softlocks whenever certain sidequests are triggered between certain main quests. What a goddamn nightmare.

The game suffers from...not "lazy writing", but definitely a lack of writing overall. Dozens of characters are introduced but never developed or really established, and then cutscenes reveal that they were killed offscreen and the music tells me I'm supposed to care. Like, oh, you killed my parents decades ago and now you're dying? That's fine; I never met my parents and I've only seen you like 3 or 4 times in the entire game. Who gives a shit? (I will neither confirm nor deny whether this is based on real in-game events.) Next mission please.

Very neat and fun game, though. If it was all gameplay and no bloated cutscenes, I may even enjoy it more, but it's mostly fine as-is minus how broken it can be.

In Topic: Depression And Other Social Issues

17 October 2019 - 10:40 PM

You don't have puckered buttholes for eyes?????

In Topic: I'm a horrible human being.

17 October 2019 - 05:33 PM

Step 1) YouTube search "the lick"
Step 2) Click nearly any video
Step 3) Congratulations you are now in on the joke

EDIT: Holy shit xoc!

In Topic: Controversial game opinions zone

17 October 2019 - 01:43 PM

btw if you don't like the way musicians ham it up on youtube

minimize the window

and listen

That's... usually a decent solution, I think. The problem is when you come across folks who both ham it up visually AND just exude distasteful renditions of the source material. Like when you get a Sheik's Theme But It's Played By A Classical Musician On A Classical Instrument AND THEN CHOPPED UP INTO A 40 SECOND DUBSTEP BREAKDOWN Like People Can't Construct Solos Or Bridges Anymore Without CHOPPING UP WAVS FROM EARLIER IN THE SONG AND REUSING THEM OUT OF ORDER FOR A DUBSTEP BREAKDOWN.

Look out for that title on my YouTube channel soon and don't forget to like comment subscribe and ring that notific

In Topic: Movies

17 October 2019 - 01:34 PM

I can confidently say that every single take on this page is bad and you should feel bad


Glad you were wrong anyway, or else that would have been EMBARRASSING. B)

Endgame was fine but the climax was unarguably the shittiest of any action movie.

Are you sure?
Well dang. Rats! Now it's the best. Jeez!