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joe.distort

Member Since 12 Oct 2009
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#915746 MONDAY june 28th CAGEMATCH, LORDS

Posted by joe.distort on 22 June 2010 - 04:19 PM

the only people that do are creepy old weirdoes...you arent missing anything hahaha
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#915739 Its Monday mawfuggas!

Posted by joe.distort on 22 June 2010 - 03:58 PM

i got a new job over the weekend, so i literally dont give a shit about anything at this one anymore. im here for the next 7 days and have been writing and selling/researching ebay sales in preparition to unload some crap. also planning a short weekend in sedona next weekend AND doing a 7 day herbal cleanse where i drink a bunch of gross shit and eat nearly all fruits and vegetables. all i want is a beer and a taco...and im only two days in. ugh.
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#898525 Currently Watching

Posted by joe.distort on 06 May 2010 - 01:02 PM

so the lady and i started watching MAD MEN...is there some point where this show becomes this SUPER SHINY GREAT THING THAT EVERYONE LOVES? because its well written and snappy and all, but im not sure why im supposed to care so much.
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#898356 Mexican Love

Posted by joe.distort on 06 May 2010 - 08:14 AM

weed

mexican sodas

all of the various foodstuffs (even some of the white people ones)

and of course, eva angelina
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#895952 T-Shirts I want

Posted by joe.distort on 30 April 2010 - 01:02 PM

i keep wanting this, but i never want to spend the money..eventualli will just drunkenly order it at like 2 am
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#895848 touring

Posted by joe.distort on 30 April 2010 - 11:11 AM

COMIC BOOKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERY BAND ON WARPED TOUR
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#882324 450,000.00 is a lot of money for a bus

Posted by joe.distort on 30 March 2010 - 03:40 PM

i heard JOE ARPAIO PARTY BUS got green lit as the sequel to HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
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#866412 Currently Listening To:

Posted by joe.distort on 23 February 2010 - 12:49 PM

RUN WITH THE HUNTED-destroy all calendars ep
AEROSOLS-12"
DEAR LANDLORD/CHINESE TELEPHONES split 7"
LARRY ARMS-buttsweat & tears 7"
BLOOD BATH and BEYOND punk planets 7"
CONVERGE-axe to fall 12"
NAZI DUST-7"
tape w/ NEW BOMB TURKS and various others
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#865971 Condoms

Posted by joe.distort on 22 February 2010 - 04:15 PM

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


SHARE, yes. it is both people doing the boning, both people should be responsible for things.
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#861627 Hairy Pitz Club

Posted by joe.distort on 11 February 2010 - 10:48 AM

i wouldnt go so far as to say 'hairy girls rule' but when the girl doesnt shave i dont get grossed out. with her legs i honestly wouldnt care too much if she stopped-she actually gets more annoyed with it than i do. its like who cares, its a lil fuzzy?
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#843337 Albums of the Decade

Posted by joe.distort on 30 December 2009 - 02:18 PM

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AS THE BLACK PARADE 2xlp-seriously.
TEAR IT UP/DOWN IN FLAMES split 7"-represents the best of the best from the 2000-2002 fast hardcore scene
HOT CROSS-cryonics LP-jittery angular beauty, the high point of one of the best bands of the decade
HATRED SURGE-black box 7"- the best powerviolence record since SPAZZ put out crushkilldestroy
DEAR LANDLORD-dream homes lp-perfect pop punk albums dont come around all the time
CONVERGE-jane doe 2xlp- nuff said, true believers!
ORCHID-chaos is me 12" ep- insanity.
THE ASSISTANT-s/t lp- i dont think ive ever heard a band that is as varied as this, and this is their opus
MARILYN MANSON-golden age of grotesque lp-the broken sound of a decaying circus
BLOOD BROTHERS-burn, piano island, burn lp-an emoviolence concept album? yes.
LAWRENCE ARMS-oh, calcutta lp the best album from the drunkest, happiest, saddest band in chicago

and this is with only putting 10 minutes of thought in here. it leaves out HENRY FIATS OPEN SORE, FAILURES, NEIL PERRY and dozens of others
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#840344 Potential Boyfriend Questionaire

Posted by joe.distort on 21 December 2009 - 01:48 PM

i totally love this thread.
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