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They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast
Jan 27 2012 10:19 AM
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    Classic-wolf
    The last thing I remember, I was, running toward the door. To try to find the passage back to the place I was Before-ororrre. Relax said the Nightman "We are programmed to recieve." "You may check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
    Jan 27 2012 11:50 AM
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    Demonstray
    God damn I love TheShizz. <3
    Jan 28 2012 11:42 AM
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proph

It's a damn good thing you don't now how much he hates your guts.
Jan 25 2012 12:39 PM
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proph

a co-worker has "bad to the bone" for her ringtone. All I can think of when I hear it is some sadistic readhead plotting my demise.
Jan 11 2012 10:37 AM
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proph

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
Jan 06 2012 10:29 AM
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proph

I quit..... I quit..... I quit, Mr. White.
Dec 30 2011 08:00 AM
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    mills
    YEAH Mr White! YEAH science!

    Dec 30 2011 11:52 AM
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    Daemon9623
    Wrong Mr. White, dude.
    Jan 01 2012 03:43 PM
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proph

My best friend Ray thinks at school.
Dec 22 2011 08:20 AM
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proph

When you encoutner internet lingo, does your mind read it as the letters or what they represent?
Dec 01 2011 09:32 AM
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proph

So as far as I know, facebook has target marketing. Looks like I'm a connoisseur of fine wines and also a bed-wetter. Awesome
Nov 18 2011 11:33 AM
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    weener
    Apparently I am dying to get married and have babies.
    Nov 19 2011 01:01 PM
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    joe.distort
    not on facebook, but google targeting mtells me i want to save kittens, lose weight and sign up for dating sites...so the computers know me pretty well.
    Nov 21 2011 02:40 PM
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proph

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!
Nov 15 2011 07:56 PM
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proph

Computer restarting at random. It's gonna be a good day.
Nov 15 2011 12:29 PM
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proph

Do you ever forget that you don't have the force? Something's about to fall off a table and I instinctively put out my hand to steady it from 10 feet away.
Nov 10 2011 12:24 PM
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    Mirby
    What if you succeed in stopping it?
    Nov 13 2011 05:53 AM
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proph

I have a CV Clockwork cover that starts out with an old west theme and a whip cracking. Anyone know who did it?
Oct 26 2011 10:45 AM
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    LuketheXjesse
    Someone robbed your house? That's no good.
    Oct 28 2011 11:58 AM
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    Omigadrive
    Maybe he robbed a house?
    Oct 28 2011 04:42 PM
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    3ngag3
    >:|
    Oct 29 2011 05:04 PM