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[rudolpho of pensacola]

and for the records slip slope

i am ma i much prettier than the grassy lawn that makes jessica push buttons and play with knives

axl, i will be bitch your bitch , i will let you shoot salmon steam up inside my knee caps

[Hooray For Everything]

I'm weeping

[rudolpho of pensacola]

pocket pinched mudslinger!!!!

[Hooray For Everything]

somebody call me a cab!!! I ain't gonna bleed to death waitin' on an ambulance!!!

[rudolpho of pensacola]

and for the records slip slope

i am ma i much prettier than the grassy lawn that makes jessica push buttons and play with knives

axl, i will be bitch your bitch , i will let you shoot salmon steam up inside my knee caps

plus, jeesicaaaa UP TtAaLlKkSs too much

it makes my ears bleed baseball field irrigation

[rudolpho of pensacola]

axl, where are you? i want your cream puff kisses on my pinky toe

[rudolpho of pensacola]

and i will drag this fucking thread as far down as it can a go go.....

you should moderate my testicle.....i throw threads over trees

[bobby]

Rudolpho of Pensicola,

On behalf of the moderating team I'd like to extend
my personal invitation to you to warm this stupid thread
with your stingy diarrhea posts.

[DoctorShumway]

unfortunately, i am entitled to do so having been selected (for reasons unbeknownst to me) to be a part of this Shizz thingy

You were chosen? Did you beat some sort of high score on some other message board? Did an alien pick you up in a rad flying Delorian and take you here to the Shizz to bring the logic and sanity and borderline old english prose back to internet message boards? Is there some Andrew James Matthews clone on the other board posting about his cave with wheels that doesn't go anywhere and telling people to read more books because video game covers are not good?

Just wondering.

[rudolpho of pensacola]

i am the logic and sanity that borderlines my perenial area

i take log rides


i would keep my legs shaved for axl
















































i knew you would understand, bobby, my alien friend

[Hooray For Everything]

Rudolpho of Pensicola,

On behalf of the moderating team I'd like to extend
my personal invitation to you to warm this stupid thread
with your stingy diarrhea posts.

how does one become a member of the moderating team?
I didn't vote for you.

[rudolpho of pensacola]

i had always figured that jesus was an alien, sent down here to calculate the stupidity of the human being dumb dumber than a 5 cent dime,

hence, jesus is waiting in a alien ship at the bottom of the ocean, waiting for the correct time to return, with a cornrose braid in his hair, sponsored by pepsi, and only conducts interviews with carson daly on total request live, he will probably date a movie star, maybe angelina jolie? or britney spears?

see how far we've come, and i still like poo poo

[rudolpho of pensacola]

axl, i am still waiting, i will be your man bitch
i will keep you satisfied, apple eater purple excreter

i am you man

[bobby]

Rudolpho of Pensicola,

On behalf of the moderating team I'd like to extend
my personal invitation to you to warm this stupid thread
with your stingy diarrhea posts.

how does one become a member of the moderating team?
I didn't vote for you.

I guess I was just smart enough to try not to alienate other members on the
board. You should concider trying this.

[rudolpho of pensacola]

axl, i often attend tanning sessions at a local hair saloon

you have tender loins