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#241 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:25 AM

and for the records slip slope

i am ma i much prettier than the grassy lawn that makes jessica push buttons and play with knives

axl, i will be bitch your bitch , i will let you shoot salmon steam up inside my knee caps
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#242 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:28 AM

I'm weeping
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#243 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:33 AM

pocket pinched mudslinger!!!!
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#244 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:41 AM

somebody call me a cab!!! I ain't gonna bleed to death waitin' on an ambulance!!!
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

#245 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:45 AM

and for the records slip slope

i am ma i much prettier than the grassy lawn that makes jessica push buttons and play with knives

axl, i will be bitch your bitch , i will let you shoot salmon steam up inside my knee caps

plus, jeesicaaaa UP TtAaLlKkSs too much

it makes my ears bleed baseball field irrigation
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#246 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:49 AM

axl, where are you? i want your cream puff kisses on my pinky toe
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#247 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:50 AM

and i will drag this fucking thread as far down as it can a go go.....

you should moderate my testicle.....i throw threads over trees
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#248 bobby

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:09 AM

Rudolpho of Pensicola,

On behalf of the moderating team I'd like to extend
my personal invitation to you to warm this stupid thread
with your stingy diarrhea posts.
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#249 DoctorShumway

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:11 AM

unfortunately, i am entitled to do so having been selected (for reasons unbeknownst to me) to be a part of this Shizz thingy


You were chosen? Did you beat some sort of high score on some other message board? Did an alien pick you up in a rad flying Delorian and take you here to the Shizz to bring the logic and sanity and borderline old english prose back to internet message boards? Is there some Andrew James Matthews clone on the other board posting about his cave with wheels that doesn't go anywhere and telling people to read more books because video game covers are not good?

Just wondering.
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Take your time old man/These vultures are happy to wait

#250 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:16 AM

i am the logic and sanity that borderlines my perenial area

i take log rides


i would keep my legs shaved for axl
















































i knew you would understand, bobby, my alien friend
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#251 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:22 AM

Rudolpho of Pensicola,

On behalf of the moderating team I'd like to extend
my personal invitation to you to warm this stupid thread
with your stingy diarrhea posts.

how does one become a member of the moderating team?
I didn't vote for you.
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

#252 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:22 AM

i had always figured that jesus was an alien, sent down here to calculate the stupidity of the human being dumb dumber than a 5 cent dime,

hence, jesus is waiting in a alien ship at the bottom of the ocean, waiting for the correct time to return, with a cornrose braid in his hair, sponsored by pepsi, and only conducts interviews with carson daly on total request live, he will probably date a movie star, maybe angelina jolie? or britney spears?

see how far we've come, and i still like poo poo
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#253 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:32 AM

axl, i am still waiting, i will be your man bitch
i will keep you satisfied, apple eater purple excreter

i am you man
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#254 bobby

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:37 AM

Rudolpho of Pensicola,

On behalf of the moderating team I'd like to extend
my personal invitation to you to warm this stupid thread
with your stingy diarrhea posts.

how does one become a member of the moderating team?
I didn't vote for you.

I guess I was just smart enough to try not to alienate other members on the
board. You should concider trying this.
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#255 rudolpho of pensacola

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 10:38 AM

axl, i often attend tanning sessions at a local hair saloon

you have tender loins
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