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[Hooray For Everything]

Maybe we could have a 26+ lounge...hmmmmmmmm?

please invent this now.

all the people that want to talk about old fart stuff can do it there, in the old fart lounge.

eh?

[Hooray For Everything]

but the Shizz is kind of a catch all (kind of like your bed)....

That's funny...WRONG, MEAN, but funny. Ah, HFE. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...................yer sweet....

I'm just glad my comment wasn't too raw for you.

[PhilT]

how did we get off subject?


JESSICA

JESSICA

JESSICA!!!!!!

We could start a JJ fan club. The only thing is that she would insist on being president.



How was karaoke anyway?

I ended going to a white elephant gift exchange. I brought the awesome thundarr the barbarian micro figure and ended up with the 365 dumb quotes calendar.

[larah]

what is a white elephant gift exchange? that sounds dirty.

[thebiggameover]

its stupid. basicly, eveybody gets jewed out of what they want...

[mig50]

its stupid. basicly, eveybody gets jewed out of what they want...

interesting choice of words seeing that it's usually a chrismastime activity

[thebiggameover]

freud....








or how ever you spell his name. but i didnt mean it like that. i swear! i love ann frank!

[PhilT]

what is a white elephant gift exchange? that sounds dirty.

THE GAME:

1. Each guest who wishes to participate must contribute a gift. Everyone sits or stands in roughly a circle around the pile of gifts.
2. Prepare slips of paper equal to the number of gifts with clearly written numbers. Be sure to distinguish 6 from 9, 1 from 7. Each participating guest draws a number and holds onto that slip of paper.
3. On the first turn, the guest with paper slip #1 chooses a gift, opens it, and all admire it.
4. On the second turn, the guest with paper slip #2 gets the choice of "stealing" any unwrapped gift (#1's) or choosing a wrapped one. If #2 steals #1's gift, then #1 must open a wrapped gift.
5. On the third turn, the guest with paper slip #3 gets the choice of "stealing" any unwrapped gift (#1's or #2's) or choosing a wrapped one.


The game continues based on the following:

1. If a gift is stolen from you, you can steal a gift (within limits, described below), or open a wrapped one.
2. The turn proceeds until a wrapped gift is chosen.
3. A gift cannot be immediately stolen back from the guest who just stole it.
4. The fourth "owner" of a gift gets to keep it. The gift is "dead" after it has been stolen three times.
5. "Owners" of "live" gifts must keep them visible and hold them up when requested.
6. The gift exchange ends when the last wrapped gift is opened. Usually, guests are encouraged to perpetuate the gift stealing as long as there are "live" gifts, but no one is obligated to do this.

Have a Happy Holiday season!

[larah]

i want to steal gifts. that sounds pleasurable.

[cabinboy]

whoaa. i missed this whole thing

crabinboy likes you too Jessica!

better pictures please your highness.

[Brodie]

I'm just waiting for that "Is Brodie seeing anybody?" post from whatever the female equivalent of Axl is.
And the whole idea of JJ as a sex symbol is really incongruent to me. I think she's beyond that all, like Morrissey, or Lenny and Carl from the Simpsons.

Brodie..........EVERYONE knows morrissey, and lenny and carl from the simpsons are homosexuals! So, are you implying I'm a lesbian?

No, I thought they were asexual.
Though it would be more appropriate to say you're too busy to be sexual... too busy rockin' and killin'!
Me, I got time in my schedule for it all.