Mig50
Started by donald, Apr 25 2005 03:50 PM
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:49 PM
notice how much is left in each glass after the chug. notice also that the guinness glass still looks fucking awesome.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:52 PM
fuck yes. this is why america is #1. because of events like this.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:55 PM
HEY!
it's not over yet. i'm just being lazy.
i just grabbed another can and bottle so i'll come up with something.
it's not over yet. i'm just being lazy.
i just grabbed another can and bottle so i'll come up with something.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:03 PM
shit...i'm uploading a video right now, and it's taking forever, so you're all going to have to be patient for the continuation of the battle.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:06 PM
another fine battle mig
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
Message board?
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Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:22 PM
everybody watch this video!
ROUND FIVE (FINAL ROUND): TASTE
to be honest, neither of these beers have any flavors that really jump out. guinness doesn't stand a chance in this round because it slides right down my throat.
therefore, this round is null.
ROUND FIVE (FINAL ROUND): TASTE
to be honest, neither of these beers have any flavors that really jump out. guinness doesn't stand a chance in this round because it slides right down my throat.
therefore, this round is null.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:28 PM
money shot
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:32 PM
Wow, that really did sound like some sort of dying creature/demonic spirit escaping from the can.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:38 PM
Guiness fucking pwn3d Sam Adams. Founding father my fucking ass! Founding deadbeat is more like it.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 06:50 PM
Next time: Battle at home! Guiness vs. Guiness extra Stout! That would definatley be a sludge fest...speaking of sludgey beer try (if you can find it) Mississipi Mud...good to the last grain...mmmmm...breakfast.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:21 PM
mig....
mig mig mig mig mig....
two words for you:
VIDEO COMPRESSION
mig mig mig mig mig....
two words for you:
VIDEO COMPRESSION
you're a signature.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:07 PM
That was beautioful mig, brought a tear to my eye and reminded me of the good ol' days. Lord knows I tried to follow in your steps, and even with Shockwave I fell flat.
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Although I think I hear a Chimay beer battle calling
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Although I think I hear a Chimay beer battle calling
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:50 AM
HANG ON A SECOND.
Those Guinness cans are A FUCKING JOKE.
It's time I got on my soapbox and let the truth be known.
FACTS ABOUT THE GUINNESS CANS
1.) They hold 14.9 ounces, not 16 ounces. That becomes a significant difference over the course of an 8 pack or more. Just ask Mancopter. Anyway, it's not a whole pint of beer, which brings me to point number 2:
2.) They are expensive- usually about $1.50 per can here in Arizona. This translates to about 10 cents an ounce. If you compare that to a normal 6 pack, you're looking at a sixer that costs $7.20. What's that you say? "But Mike, Guinness is like a food group! Guinness is thick and heavy and will get you fucked up fast! Certainly paying a premium for such a beverage is in order?"
WRONG!
3.) I will let this article speak for itself:
DUHN DUHN DUHN
Yes, that's correct, folks. GUINNESS DRAUGHT IS LIGHT BEER. So if you are going to drink Guinness Draught, realize the following:
Disadvantage: It's going to cost you more to get drunk because you will have to drink more to get drunk.
Advantage: Since Guinness is relatively light it still goes down easy after a big meal.
I'm not picking on you Mig, I'm just trying to help debunk the myth that Guinness is some kind of monster of beers.
Mancopter, hopefully I've saved you some cash.
PS- Guinness Extra Stout is 6%+
Those Guinness cans are A FUCKING JOKE.
It's time I got on my soapbox and let the truth be known.
FACTS ABOUT THE GUINNESS CANS
1.) They hold 14.9 ounces, not 16 ounces. That becomes a significant difference over the course of an 8 pack or more. Just ask Mancopter. Anyway, it's not a whole pint of beer, which brings me to point number 2:
2.) They are expensive- usually about $1.50 per can here in Arizona. This translates to about 10 cents an ounce. If you compare that to a normal 6 pack, you're looking at a sixer that costs $7.20. What's that you say? "But Mike, Guinness is like a food group! Guinness is thick and heavy and will get you fucked up fast! Certainly paying a premium for such a beverage is in order?"
WRONG!
3.) I will let this article speak for itself:
...despite its creaminess, draft Guinness is only 4 percent alcohol. "Ounce-for-ounce, it's got fewer calories and less alcohol than Michelob Light,"
DUHN DUHN DUHN
Yes, that's correct, folks. GUINNESS DRAUGHT IS LIGHT BEER. So if you are going to drink Guinness Draught, realize the following:
Disadvantage: It's going to cost you more to get drunk because you will have to drink more to get drunk.
Advantage: Since Guinness is relatively light it still goes down easy after a big meal.
I'm not picking on you Mig, I'm just trying to help debunk the myth that Guinness is some kind of monster of beers.
Mancopter, hopefully I've saved you some cash.
PS- Guinness Extra Stout is 6%+
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