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#31 Jadbgjoka

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 02:10 PM

i didn't mean to offend anyone by saying that our generation is apathetic.


I didn't really care.


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I'd buy an album based on the name alone.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 10:03 AM

I'm tired of this presidential campaign to the White House. I feel both candidates are unqualified. One needs to take anger management classes, the other needs to quit promising hot air. It's sad America is going down hill, the economy, energy costs, ect... give me a break! Whoever wins I hope they will have a "New Deal" to save America.

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 09:11 AM

McCain's got the Rape Humor downpat
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 09:28 AM

I have told worse jokes then that, and I told my joke more recently then 1986, but I guess I am not running for prez.

The Joke isn't the worst part, his campaign's response to it was.



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Posted 18 July 2008 - 10:30 AM

yeah the joke is not funny, just dumb. but it definitely was the response to the joke resurfacing that was kind of appalling:

"this kind of stuff is a good example of McCain being McCain."

GROSS!

I do love this comment left: "You think it's too late to ask Vietnam to take him back?"

Now that is funny.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:42 PM

That's my two nickles...


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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:09 PM

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 09:47 AM

McCain also opposes contraception!!! That's no BC or condoms fools!

and he apparently can't remember why he votes on things....
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 10:37 AM

http://www.bizjourna...14/daily79.html

John McCain says Social Security is broken, but he also receives almost $2000/mo in SS benefits. I can't really fault him for getting benefits, because he's just using the system like anyone else would. But he really should have refused SS benefits. But if he truly thinks the system is broken, he shouldn't be a part of it, because in this case, there is no possible benefit to reform by going along for the ride.

I can easily imagine his thinking is along the lines of "eh, $2000 is petty cash, so me denying the benefits won't really make a difference."
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 12:52 PM

McCain's Geography lesson

I'm not gonna say that I know all the locations, boundaries, and borders of all the current countries in the world or that I am a geography whiz kid but I am also not running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WHICH IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN WAREFARE IN THIS AREA OF THE WORLD.

sigh....
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:26 AM

McSexist to the Max!

these are my favorite quotes:
Nagourney followed up: “Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”

After another pause, McCain replied, “You’ve stumped me.”

In the 2000 primary, he was asked what he would do if his daughter Meghan, then 15, became pregnant. McCain said it would be a “family decision.”

“The final decision would be made by Meghan with our advice and counsel,” McCain said, referring to himself and his wife, Cindy. When reporters suggested that this view made him, in fact, pro-choice, McCain became irritated. “I don’t think it is the pro-choice position to say that my daughter and my wife and I will discuss something that is a family matter that we have to decide.”
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:05 AM

“I don’t think it is the pro-choice position to say that my daughter and my wife and I will discuss something that is a family matter that we have to decide.”

???

The second page has a lot of good nuggets about his voting history, and some of the classier statements (or "jokes") he's made:

And at a 1998 Republican Senate fundraiser, McCain proffered this “joke”: “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?” Answer: “Because her father is Janet Reno.”


And then there's the classic one where he calls his wife the word least safe for the workplace.

Classy.

The thread title has come to fruition: John McCain is indeed a douchebag.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 11:34 AM

You have to admit, the Chelsea Clinton joke was kinda funny.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 03:42 PM

Man, I don't know. I'm not a fan of jokes (like setup-punchline jokey jokes) usually, so maybe I'm not the best judge. Sounds too Leno to me.

I know "they" talk a whole lot about the sanctity of the office, and we are supposed to respect the office and not necessarily the person. It's just hard for me personally to reconcile that kind of holier-than-though rhetoric when people like him will then go and make fun of an 18-year-old girl who has little to do with anything for something she can't control.

Usually I'll have an easier time getting over that type of disconnect if the shit's funny. But shit didn't strike me as funny.

Just seemed low/no class more than anything.

Different strokes. Different folks.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 07:41 PM

spoiler. alert.
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