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Did You Know John Mccain Was A Douchebag?


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#61 chadk

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:07 AM

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#62 mancopter

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:11 AM

what i find interesting is that she is already getting heat on more conservative online forums for her choice to take the role as running mate as she is a mother of 5 children, one of of whom has special needs. they are questioning her stance on pro life when she is "abandoning" her family in their eyes.



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Only 4 kids in the pic. I wonder which one they left out.
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#63 Quezo

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:13 AM

what i find interesting is that she is already getting heat on more conservative online forums for her choice to take the role as running mate as she is a mother of 5 children, one of of whom has special needs. they are questioning her stance on pro life when she is "abandoning" her family in their eyes.



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Only 4 kids in the pic. I wonder which one they left out.



Apparantly she just had a child recently; the one with special needs methinks.
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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:38 AM

I've heard her called "Vice President MILF" already.


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throw the children.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:42 AM

VPILF.com


Wow, that was quick.


Total pandering move to try to attract disgruntled Hillary supporters. But, luckily for us, the move might piss off a bunch Republicans so that they stay away from the polls.
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#66 The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 12:11 PM

What a strategic blunder. I wonder what Rush, Hannity, etc. have to say about all this...

I'm not a Biden fan by any means, but I do look forward to him eating her for lunch if they do a VP debate.
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#67 Jacki O.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 12:26 PM

I've heard her called "Vice President MILF" already.


just wear a condom - she doesn't believe in having a choice when pregnant. You'll be stuck with a republican baby
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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:02 PM

I've heard her called "Vice President MILF" already.


just wear a condom - she doesn't believe in having a choice when pregnant. You'll be stuck with a republican baby



I only do Republican women in the ass.

It starts out as a "whoops, my bad!" type of thing that quickly goes south. Way south.

Republicans like this power exchange, especially since I'm of Mexican descent.

Some secretly have a real jungle fever complex so bad because rebelling against your dad the Grand Ku Klux Wizard or some shit turns them on fiercely.

My doo doo slicer prowess usually causes a bowel movement to take place in Republicans.

Not my favorite thing to have happen, but I feel it's my civic duty as an anti-republican to show them how full of shit they really are.

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#69 fatguyaz

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:13 PM

aside from that post being awesome, 'doo doo slicer' made me lol.
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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:29 PM

This Vp decision is an obvious hail mary pass done by Capitan Douchebag. A hail mary pass trying to get female voters on his side.

#1 Mccain can't really bring up the experience factor anymore

#2 Palin is 44 and Mccain 71

#3 Twenty months ago she was mayor of some tiny town and before that was a hockey mom


Just to be devils advocate, if Mccain got elected and died of skin cancer a hockey mom just from a few years ago could be our president?


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#71 jomama

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:31 PM

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:50 PM

"She opposed the listing of polar bears as a 'threatened' species. She supports the brutal aerial hunting of wolves. And she has been a friend of Big Oil, opposing a windfall profits tax on the oil industry that could fund affordable clean energy for more Americans."

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I think she'll miss her weekend aerial wolf hunting trips if she wins and has to live in Washington. Lets keep her in Alaska, please.
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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:00 PM

"She opposed the listing of polar bears as a 'threatened' species. She supports the brutal aerial hunting of wolves. And she has been a friend of Big Oil, opposing a windfall profits tax on the oil industry that could fund affordable clean energy for more Americans."

Facts about Palin Here

I think she'll miss her weekend aerial wolf hunting trips if she wins and has to live in Washington. Lets keep her in Alaska, please.


ugh except for that first quote that article was like a huge kiss ass piece on the McCain ticket. I liked this quote the best:

"Here you've got a very vivacious, young, pretty experienced woman -- more experienced than Barack Obama."
from AL GOLDMAN, CHIEF MARKET STRATEGIST, WACHOVIA SECURITIES, ST. LOUIS

great, so now we're getting our political analysis from a guy who works for Wachovia? and thinks a potential VP is "pretty"

Also, i'm sure that being the govenor of Alaska gives you way more political experience then being a United States SENATOR.
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#74 fatguyaz

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:03 PM

i'd hit that too.
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#75 Quezo

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 02:11 PM

"Here you've got a very vivacious, young, pretty experienced woman -- more experienced than Barack Obama."
from AL GOLDMAN, CHIEF MARKET STRATEGIST, WACHOVIA SECURITIES, ST. LOUIS

Also, i'm sure that being the govenor of Alaska gives you way more political experience then being a United States SENATOR.



Well she does have more children, which means that it's possible she has more sexual experience than Obama.

McCain's all "Obama doesn't have experience like me" then he pulls this shit.

Next up we'll have political commericials sponsered by Metamucil.

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