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[differently biotic]

http://www.guardian....irport-searches

kind of glad to know I'm not alone in thinking that the full body scan and sexy bits being touched is way intrusive.

Makes me afraid what's gonna happen when I fly to Portland again in January. I already set the metal detectors off and get the back of the hand pat down by a female. I don't want some stranger to see through my clothes or touch my sexy bits at all. You have to at least go on three dates w/ me to get that far; and you gotta be awesome. geez.

[Jacki O.]

holy shizz it's 3pm already!

[Katie]

Last night we had Thanksgiving with my mom's boyfriends parents. My 13 year old brother and I had the plan to ruin Thanksgiving. I held him like a pet monkey all night and ran around like a raptor dinosaur. The boring old people got me confused with all my other siblings, I am the oldest they thought I was the 19 year old. Great success.

[differently biotic]

I'm so skipping Thanksgiving this year.


Gotta love how family seem to have perfected the art of guilt trips. My sister has my number for sure. At least I won't have to cook or clean. I'm gonna make her cook my vegan 'turkey' though.

[Jacki O.]

i just got my period (hey uterus it was supposed to be next week!) so this thanksgiving will be held entirely in my special period sweatpants and t-shirt that says "pray for me, my wife is italian"

and my sexy period panties

[JJames]

i just got my period (hey uterus it was supposed to be next week!) so this thanksgiving will be held entirely in my special period sweatpants and t-shirt that says "pray for me, my wife is italian"

and my sexy period panties

did you text tony?

[Jacki O.]

i just got my period (hey uterus it was supposed to be next week!) so this thanksgiving will be held entirely in my special period sweatpants and t-shirt that says "pray for me, my wife is italian"

and my sexy period panties

did you text tony?

i totally did!

and he texted back that thanksgiving week shall now be called Shark Week!

more like SHART WEEK!
amirite ladies?!?!?!?

[JJames]

I AM SO STOKED I HAVE TICKETS TO DISMEMBERMENT PLAN IN CHICAGO IN MY POSSESSION !!GHJJDKG

[Tony]

i just got my period (hey uterus it was supposed to be next week!) so this thanksgiving will be held entirely in my special period sweatpants and t-shirt that says "pray for me, my wife is italian"

and my sexy period panties

did you text tony?

i totally did!

and he texted back that thanksgiving week shall now be called Shark Week!

more like SHART WEEK!
amirite ladies?!?!?!?

my wife never looks at my phone, but if she did, she might wonder why other women are texting to let me know they got their period.

oh, and i totally stole katie's period/shark week analogy, and i intend to start incorporating it into all period-related conversation. i'm undecided on whether or not to start referring to vaginas as chumbuckets, though.

god, i feel dirty just typing that.

[fatguyaz]

Tony, i'm fully supporting your use of "chumbucket" and would be happy to contribute any way i can.

I'm going to try to use it with my wife and see if i can still get laid right after. If i do...I win.

[Jacki O.]

Tony, i'm fully supporting your use of "chumbucket" and would be happy to contribute any way i can.

I'm going to try to use it with my wife and see if i can still get laid right after. If i do...I win.

i think you both win

[differently biotic]

I was going to get fruit for my kill the sweet tooth attacks but while at whole foods last night I saw coconut milk ice cream that was green tea. I was so exicted because I LOVE green tea ice cream and I never ever see it at the store. Well - so effing gross. It tasted like cold dust. I should have just stuck to my original plan and purchased fruit. Good thing I get to eat pumpkin pie tomorrow.



chumbucket sounds so uncomfortable and so messy = accurate.

[Jacki O.]

cold dust!

haha

i often think frozen things taste like dust! my mom is always giving me a hard time for saying that. moms!

i do love coconut ice cream. might be my second favorite flavor of ice cream.

[Katie]

Tony, i'm fully supporting your use of "chumbucket" and would be happy to contribute any way i can.

I'm going to try to use it with my wife and see if i can still get laid right after. If i do...I win.

i think you both win

Enjoy your Redwings bro

Fart Jokes> Poop Jokes> Abortion Jokes> Period Jokes

[MikeyWretch]

Im dumbfounded by how amazingly pretty parts of Arizona are.