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[weener]

You convey it well.

[Quezo]

i just got my period (hey uterus it was supposed to be next week!) so this thanksgiving will be held entirely in my special period sweatpants and t-shirt that says "pray for me, my wife is italian"

and my sexy period panties

did you text tony?

i totally did!

and he texted back that thanksgiving week shall now be called Shark Week!

more like SHART WEEK!
amirite ladies?!?!?!?

my wife never looks at my phone, but if she did, she might wonder why other women are texting to let me know they got their period.

oh, and i totally stole katie's period/shark week analogy, and i intend to start incorporating it into all period-related conversation. i'm undecided on whether or not to start referring to vaginas as chumbuckets, though.

god, i feel dirty just typing that.

To drop the H, or to not drop the H, that is the question.

[fatguyaz]

Im dumbfounded by how amazingly pretty parts of Arizona are.

Which part is he?

I mean, don't get me wrong, i guess he's pretty if you're into that kind of thing.

[thundertortoise]

just wanna get a tiny little online business going so I don't have to work on stupid thanksgiving and hang out with friends and play donkey kong country with friends instead..

[Katie]

Really hate that I have to work today, Jesus take the wheel

[differently biotic]

I purchased a new lap top this weekend. It was a screaming deal yet it was really hard for the frugal me spending that much money all at once. I'm usually a hand me down, reclaim sort of gal.

[Jacki O.]

went to the new Pita Jungle downtown last night! so good!!! saw so many people i know! yay!

then went home and watched this movie which is EPIC

[differently biotic]

I agree Jacki! I loved that LXD. I want more! That one guy that is all robotic is NUTZ!!!! He was nuts in the last stup up movie too. So many good dancers.

[Jacki O.]

I agree Jacki! I loved that LXD. I want more! That one guy that is all robotic is NUTZ!!!! He was nuts in the last stup up movie too. So many good dancers.

yes! so good! love the robot guy!

my only complaint is there was not enough female dancers, the LXD were all male dancers (cept for the duet lady and robot's wife)! kinda lameballs.

hopefully the second one has more dancing ladies

[differently biotic]

another A-GREED!

I really hope there is more and that they feature some more female dancers because there are a lot out there that are bad ass like the dudes.

that robot guy is just way sick though. Blows my mind.

Oh and LOVED the lil c and twitch krump number. I love me some krump.

[Jacki O.]

another A-GREED!

I really hope there is more and that they feature some more female dancers because there are a lot out there that are bad ass like the dudes.

that robot guy is just way sick though. Blows my mind.

Oh and LOVED the lil c and twitch krump number. I love me some krump.

yeah! agreed

[jeremx]

wakeup to text from bank that my acct is overdrawn from a surprise charge.
try to use windshield wiper fluid to clean off window while driving and it freezes. immediately. bonehead on my part but how is it that fucking cold instantly?
get to work and some asshole has used all the hot water from the water dispenser. to make coffee. where the coffee pot gets heated up anyway. try to use the microwave to heat some water and it takes 5mins to get it room temperature. proceed to add sugar to my luke warm green tea and drop the sugar packet in the tea.
using this sharp plastic orange peeler and stab the tip of my pinkie finger. it's bleedy. how is that damn thing that sharp? typing is awesome now.
today is off to a rad start.

thank god i don't have real problems. i'd be the whiniest fucker on the planet.

[Tony]

wakeup to text from bank that my acct is overdrawn from a surprise charge.
try to use windshield wiper fluid to clean off window while driving and it freezes. immediately. bonehead on my part but how is it that fucking cold instantly?
get to work and some asshole has used all the hot water from the water dispenser. to make coffee. where the coffee pot gets heated up anyway. try to use the microwave to heat some water and it takes 5mins to get it room temperature. proceed to add sugar to my luke warm green tea and drop the sugar packet in the tea.
using this sharp plastic orange peeler and stab the tip of my pinkie finger. it's bleedy. how is that damn thing that sharp? typing is awesome now.
today is off to a rad start.

thank god i don't have real problems. i'd be the whiniest fucker on the planet.

you have a shitty microwave. that's all i can say.

[fatguyaz]

wakeup to text from bank that my acct is overdrawn from a surprise charge.
try to use windshield wiper fluid to clean off window while driving and it freezes. immediately. bonehead on my part but how is it that fucking cold instantly?
get to work and some asshole has used all the hot water from the water dispenser. to make coffee. where the coffee pot gets heated up anyway. try to use the microwave to heat some water and it takes 5mins to get it room temperature. proceed to add sugar to my luke warm green tea and drop the sugar packet in the tea.
using this sharp plastic orange peeler and stab the tip of my pinkie finger. it's bleedy. how is that damn thing that sharp? typing is awesome now.
today is off to a rad start.

thank god i don't have real problems. i'd be the whiniest fucker on the planet.

you have a shitty microwave. that's all i can say.

Or REALLY cold water.

[jeremx]

likely both. but only today. because it's been rolling downhill since i got out of bed. fuck it, i'm getting some hot cocoa.