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[differently biotic]

mmmmm hot cococa. That sounds good.


I LOVE how cold it is. I actually closed my windows and busted out the thermal jammypants last night.

[jeremx]

mmmmm hot cococa. That sounds good.

yeah.. my outlook on today has improved a bit since i've had a few sips.

[differently biotic]

chocolate can enhance the mood occasionally

[Katie]

Someone brought in a cake with caramel icing to work and it smells like a cheap candle, it lingers I want to barf

[differently biotic]

one of the operators here brought in pistachio cake. It was TASTY! super tasty.

[jeremx]

wakeup to text from bank that my acct is overdrawn from a surprise charge. try to use windshield wiper fluid to clean off window while driving and it freezes. immediately. bonehead on my part but how is it that fucking cold instantly? get to work and some asshole has used all the hot water from the water dispenser. to make coffee. where the coffee pot gets heated up anyway. try to use the microwave to heat some water and it takes 5mins to get it room temperature. proceed to add sugar to my luke warm green tea and drop the sugar packet in the tea. using this sharp plastic orange peeler and stab the tip of my pinkie finger. it's bleedy. how is that damn thing that sharp? typing is awesome now. today is off to a rad start. thank god i don't have real problems. i'd be the whiniest fucker on the planet.

bought my lunch, walked to the front of the building and out around the side to eat in the sun and... forgot a fork for my salad and fruit bowl. see, i'm telling you, i'm cursed. life can't possibly be worse for anyone right now!

[joe.distort]

my boss has to explain to an 80+ year old man that his rapid weight loss is because he has AIDS in a half hour. then i have to talk to him immediately after about subsequent care.

juss sayin.

(not mockin you...i always find that kind of thing straightens me out right quick; makes my rough day seem not even in the same category)

[differently biotic]

that is so sad.

[jeremx]

(not mockin you...i always find that kind of thing straightens me out right quick; makes my rough day seem not even in the same category)

i was mocking myself. i know i'm being a whiny bitch today and anyone with real problems would tell me to shut the fuck up. in fact, i would have told myself that a month ago when my debt was overwhelming me and i thought it was going to cost me my relationship with my gf.

good luck with what you do, man. i'm glad there's people who can handle life's real shit because there are a million things that people do every day that i'm not even able to comprehend having to deal with.

[joe.distort]

good luck with what you do, man. i'm glad there's people who can handle life's real shit because there are a million things that people do every day that i'm not even able to comprehend having to deal with.

OH DONT WORRY, I CAN BARELY COPE WITH HAVING TO GO TO THE MALL hahaha

[jeremx]

OH DONT WORRY, I CAN BARELY COPE WITH HAVING TO GO TO THE MALL hahaha

OMG I LUVS THE MALL! (ok not really but i do like it a little when there's almost no one in there)

oh, and the cafeteria was out of pears today so i had to get an orange and an apple! total bullshit! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACH!

[MikeyWretch]

80+!? I would start smoking heroin. Fuck it!

[differently biotic]

ugh - loathe going to the mall. So so so so much.


I'm totally craving pan fried eggplant.

what kind of apple? I could totally nom on a gala apple right about now. Had one the other day that was the best damn apple I've had all year.

[jeremx]

what kind of apple? I could totally nom on a gala apple right about now. Had one the other day that was the best damn apple I've had all year.

i'm horrible with knowing which apple is which. i know i don't like green ones. they're too tart for me. and i threw the sticker from this one away and i'm not digging in the trash here at work to get it out.

[joe.distort]

80+!? I would start smoking heroin. Fuck it!

i have had that happen, but with a guy in his 50s who still had teenagers and shit. got a brain cancer diagnosis and become a giant coke addict. it was crazy, hilarious, and unbelievably sad at the same time

i'm horrible with knowing which apple is which. i know i don't like green ones. they're too tart for me. and i threw the sticker from this one away and i'm not digging in the trash here at work to get it out.

continuing our trend of opposite-itude, green apples are the only ones i eat. more tart the better