Possible answers to this question:I was just asked by a girl at work yesterday how often I think about sex.
"Bend over."
or
"How much money do you have on you?"
HA!
Currently Having with Sex With:
Started by Jacki O., May 13 2009 11:09 AM
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:59 AM
HA!
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
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Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 08:38 AM
I think about sex a LOT. I like Jacki O. because she is a girl too and seems like she thinks about sex a lot too! YAY GIRLS!
So I think it's nice to talk about and act silly. Being inapropriate is the new black. Also BEING black is the new black. Oh and anal... that's the new black too.
So I think it's nice to talk about and act silly. Being inapropriate is the new black. Also BEING black is the new black. Oh and anal... that's the new black too.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 09:05 AM
I think about sex a LOT. I like Jacki O. because she is a girl too and seems like she thinks about sex a lot too! YAY GIRLS!
So I think it's nice to talk about and act silly. Being inapropriate is the new black. Also BEING black is the new black. Oh and anal... that's the new black too.
i love black.
EDIT: by 'black', of course, i mean inappropriate non-caucasian anal sex.
I still don't have a signature.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 12:56 PM
This thread would have been a lot shorter if you guys had just said "ourselves."
In my mind I had sex with all the women on the View.
Even that guy with the dreads!
*cough*barbarawalters*cough*
and puke
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:05 PM
Dude, at my age, Barbara WaWA is a cougar to me!
more like a sabretooth. that shit is prehistoric.
You'll be giving it to her and she'll be all screaming out "Moses!" or "Ramses!"
Why do you want to make sweet lubbins with Skeletor?
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:08 PM
Why do you want to make sweet lubbins with Skeletor?Dude, at my age, Barbara WaWA is a cougar to me!
Sweet Lubbins???? Did you make up that word? It's amazing!
My brothers used to call boobs "Tuffins" and we never knew where it came from. Is it like that?
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:28 PM
Nice Tuffins!
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:29 PM
Nice Tuffins!
Has a ring to it, right?
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:32 PM
sure does, sugar tuffins!
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:39 PM
Why do you want to make sweet lubbins with Skeletor?Dude, at my age, Barbara WaWA is a cougar to me!
Sweet Lubbins???? Did you make up that word? It's amazing!
My brothers used to call boobs "Tuffins" and we never knew where it came from. Is it like that?
I did. thank you. tuffins is good too, though it reminds me of those "puffin" penguins
I just wanna be loved!
Is that so wrong DM?
No sir, not at all. Grow a sack and join the group.
PS Let's hug it out bitch.
PPS You get more nonny than almost anyone I know. You can smell menses from like a half mile at least. Like a shark.
Yeah, I said it. Jealous?!
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:41 PM
I just wanna be loved!
Is that so wrong DM?
Which DM are you talking about?
No it isn't wrong according to BTO
And now I'm feelin' better, 'cause I found out for sure
She took me to her doctor and he told me of a cure
He said that any love is good love
So I took what I could get, yes, I took what I could get
Oooh, and she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet
Here's something, here's something that you're never gonna forget
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet
You need educated
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
Message board?
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Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:43 PM
fuckin BTO!! Nice.
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