All this sex and death talk is making me really horny! I may have to make 3 sexual trips to my company restroom this week! I hope it smells like shit and cum and death!
That's up to YOU, Ash!
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:24 PM
All this sex and death talk is making me really horny! I may have to make 3 sexual trips to my company restroom this week! I hope it smells like shit and cum and death!
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:40 PM
who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?
i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!
All this sex and death talk is making me really horny! I may have to make 3 sexual trips to my company restroom this week! I hope it smells like shit and cum and death!
That's up to YOU, Ash!
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:41 PM
who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?
i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!
Ok, but you wear the beard first!
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:44 PM
The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.
I thought that was called the play dough french fry maker. shows what I know!
You know, suddenly, a lady shitting on me seems... not as bad.the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!
Wait
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:44 PM
the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!
Wait
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:46 PM
who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?
i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!
Ok, but you wear the beard first!
oh i always wear a beard when i do civil war reenactments
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:50 PM
i used to work with a guy who talked about doing the "strawberry swirl". apparently, it's when you "blow it" in the girls face and then punch her in the nose so blood runs down and mixes with the jizzzzzz. i have very reason to believe he was a liar... but i hope not.
i've heard that called something else but i can't remember.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:50 PM
i can't do the abe lincoln again. it's a violation of my parole.who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?
i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!
Ok, but you wear the beard first!
oh i always wear a beard when i do civil war reenactments
If I recall correctly, JWB was a mustache man. Plus, I look great in your lingerie
If we're doing Civil war reenactments, I'll be North first so's you get spanked back to Birmingham
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:51 PM
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:00 PM
Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:00 PM
like the JFK, where you're having sex with a girl and when you climax, another dude blows it on the back of her head from an angle it would be impossible for you to hit.historical sex acts are where it's at.
Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:02 PM
Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:05 PM
like the JFK, where you're having sex with a girl and when you climax, another dude blows it on the back of her head from an angle it would be impossible for you to hit.historical sex acts are where it's at.
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