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#106 fatguyaz

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:24 PM

All this sex and death talk is making me really horny! I may have to make 3 sexual trips to my company restroom this week! I hope it smells like shit and cum and death!



That's up to YOU, Ash!
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#107 Quezo

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:40 PM

who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?


i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!


Ok, but you wear the beard first!

All this sex and death talk is making me really horny! I may have to make 3 sexual trips to my company restroom this week! I hope it smells like shit and cum and death!



That's up to YOU, Ash!


What the hell is going on?
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#108 Jacki O.

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:41 PM

who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?


i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!


Ok, but you wear the beard first!




oh i always wear a beard when i do civil war reenactments :)
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#109 WorkingClassWhore

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:44 PM

The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.


I thought that was called the play dough french fry maker. shows what I know!


I thought it was the Pay-doh Fun Factory
I think it depends on which attachment you use to shape the poo-flow.
I always thought the star-shaped one was cool.
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Or what about the barber shop one? You could jam one of those little dudes in her fart pipe for extra fun and watch his hair grow!
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the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!


Wait :(

:( You know, suddenly, a lady shitting on me seems... not as bad.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:44 PM

the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!


Wait :(


boys are really good at that move.
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#111 Quezo

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:46 PM

who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?


i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!


Ok, but you wear the beard first!




oh i always wear a beard when i do civil war reenactments :)


If I recall correctly, JWB was a mustache man. Plus, I look great in your lingerie

If we're doing Civil war reenactments, I'll be North first so's you get spanked back to Birmingham
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#112 Tony

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:50 PM

i used to work with a guy who talked about doing the "strawberry swirl". apparently, it's when you "blow it" in the girls face and then punch her in the nose so blood runs down and mixes with the jizzzzzz. i have very reason to believe he was a liar... but i hope not.


i've heard that called something else but i can't remember.


i believe the term you're looking for is The Angry Dragon.

also, this thread is waaaaay fucked up. like "let's hope nobody in law enforcment is reading this" fucked up. i feel dirty for reading it, and more dirty for posting in it.
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#113 Jacki O.

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:50 PM

who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?


i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!


Ok, but you wear the beard first!




oh i always wear a beard when i do civil war reenactments :)


If I recall correctly, JWB was a mustache man. Plus, I look great in your lingerie

If we're doing Civil war reenactments, I'll be North first so's you get spanked back to Birmingham

i can't do the abe lincoln again. it's a violation of my parole.

but we can do the Ben Franklin:
After you cum i stick your dick in an electrical socket and then proclaim that I invented electricity. Then a few months later i learn that you gave me syphellis and then i invent swimming.
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#114 MikeyWretch

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:51 PM

You just blew my mind!
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#115 differently biotic

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:56 PM

what's that on the floor? It's your mind! Cuz it just got blown!

hahaha the groudlings rule my face.
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#116 Jacki O.

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:58 PM

historical sex acts are where it's at.
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#117 MikeyWretch

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:00 PM

"Im gonna fuck you like Columbus fucked the natives!"


RIGHT!? RIGHT!?
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:00 PM

historical sex acts are where it's at.

like the JFK, where you're having sex with a girl and when you climax, another dude blows it on the back of her head from an angle it would be impossible for you to hit.
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#119 Quezo

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:02 PM

I like the Magellan: Where you tap every orifice before you blow yer load.
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#120 Jacki O.

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:05 PM

historical sex acts are where it's at.

like the JFK, where you're having sex with a girl and when you climax, another dude blows it on the back of her head from an angle it would be impossible for you to hit.


Nice!

Then the Warren Commission threesome has an orgy to determine whether or not the dude sitting in the corner of the room was the only one who's cum hit her head.

They publish their findings which determine that his ejaculate bounced off a pillow on the floor, hit the wall which projected it upward to the fan which pushed it in a south/southeasternly trajectory making it bounce off your thigh and then hit her in the head.

The magic ejaculate.


Then LBJ becomes president :(
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