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#91
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:05 PM
#92
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:06 PM
#93
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:07 PM
she has to be a skank, and it must be the sniz.
#94
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:08 PM
Wait
#95
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:08 PM
who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?
i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!
#96
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:08 PM
a sweet variation is when she breaks up with you, but then has sex with your dad.the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!
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#97
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:10 PM
a sweet variation is when she breaks up with you, but then has sex with your dad.the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!
Wait
That's called the Donald Trump
#98
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:10 PM
#99
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:15 PM
this one i did not make up.
#100
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:17 PM
YES!
Natti! lets try this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#101
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:18 PM
The Keifer Sutherland - you stick a cell phone up a dude's ass that is the trigger for a bomb located in a building of a high ranking government official in charge of monitoring arms deals between Al Queda terrorists and various rogue nations. After he cums you head butt him and set off the bomb by texting his ass.
this one i did not make up.
I like everything i hear except... is the head butt essential to the rest of the scenario?
#102
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:20 PM
The Keifer Sutherland - you stick a cell phone up a dude's ass that is the trigger for a bomb located in a building of a high ranking government official in charge of monitoring arms deals between Al Queda terrorists and various rogue nations. After he cums you head butt him and set off the bomb by texting his ass.
this one i did not make up.
I like everything i hear except... is the head butt essential to the rest of the scenario?
It's only a "Donald Sutherland" if you don't headbutt him.
#103
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:22 PM
yes I made this up
#104
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:22 PM
#105
Posted 13 May 2009 - 03:23 PM
shit and cum and death!
Best name for a record ever!!!!
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