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[fatguyaz]

hey chad, if you worked in a river, you could shit there too.

also, i guess you could masturbate in that river.

Hmm... water is not exactly conducive to comfortable stroking of ones member. Maybe on a lovely river bank?

[MikeyWretch]

the "Chad"

taking a bath with your lover and pooping in the tub and letting it float up and say

"DANG I THOUHGT THIS WAS A RIVER!"

[Jacki O.]

The River Pooper - when fatguyaz poops in a river and it swims by you while you're having sex with some random dude in the salt river and you grab the poop and mush it against the guy's back.

[JJames]

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i know a guy that had this happen to him

poor guy

[Jacki O.]

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i know a guy that had this happen to him

poor guy

some guys really like this! No joke.

[MikeyWretch]

Like when Samantha made that dude with the funky spunk taste his own.


Yeah I went there!

[TaylorTrash]

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i know a guy that had this happen to him

poor guy

some guys really like this! No joke.

I have never been sexual with a guy who wasn't into this... serious!
Also.... are lots of guys into feeding a girl her own cum? Is that normal? It tastes weird... but hey if he's into it then cool.

[JJames]

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i know a guy that had this happen to him

poor guy

some guys really like this! No joke.

maybe dudes that need alot of protein and really really like themselves

[fatguyaz]

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i was in a band with a guy that was into that. He told me so casually as if he was telling me that he liked looking at boobs or something...

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i know a guy that had this happen to him

poor guy

some guys really like this! No joke.

I have never been sexual with a guy who wasn't into this... serious!
Also.... are lots of guys into feeding a girl her own cum? Is that normal? It tastes weird... but hey if he's into it then cool.

in my day, i woulda told a hot girl something that wasn't true to get her in bed....but this is going a bit far.

[differently biotic]

snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.

i know a guy that had this happen to him

poor guy

some guys really like this! No joke.

cuz his spunk was funky... hahahahaha

[Jacki O.]

yeah guys love that shit!

dirty boys.

is that dude single?

[Rocquero]

i used to work with a guy who talked about doing the "strawberry swirl". apparently, it's when you "blow it" in the girls face and then punch her in the nose so blood runs down and mixes with the jizzzzzz. i have very reason to believe he was a liar... but i hope not.

[Jacki O.]

i used to work with a guy who talked about doing the "strawberry swirl". apparently, it's when you "blow it" in the girls face and then punch her in the nose so blood runs down and mixes with the jizzzzzz. i have very reason to believe he was a liar... but i hope not.

i've heard that called something else but i can't remember.


The Abe Lincoln - Fuck a dude with a strap on doggie style and after he cums you shoot him in the back of the head.

i've only done this once.

[TaylorTrash]

This thread is amazing.

[Quezo]

who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?