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#46
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:40 PM
Pooping and punching the clown!
Then make a sandwich and eat it when your done! and if you dont want the lettuce just drop it in the pot with the other waste!
#47
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:40 PM
it's true.
Why not join the two together?I have read that sex is the most over rated act ever and that pooping is the most underrated.
Sex is pretty much essential for our species to carry on.
Sex can not be overrated, that's just plain science
same for pooping.
oh! I know this! They have this thing called a blumpkin....
yeah it is gross... someone told me about it. i think some people might actually do it!
#48
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:40 PM
it's true.
Why not join the two together?I have read that sex is the most over rated act ever and that pooping is the most underrated.
Sex is pretty much essential for our species to carry on.
Sex can not be overrated, that's just plain science
same for pooping.
Chad, are you talking about shitbabies again? And what are you doing outside without your helmet? Go on inside and drink your soup.
#49
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:41 PM
Thats why I said
Pooping and punching the clown!
Then make a sandwich and eat it when your done! and if you dont want the lettuce just drop it in the pot with the other waste!
#50
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:42 PM
#51
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:43 PM
you need to poop and jerk more than once a week my friend.
i jill it like once a day at least!
normal bms are like what 1-2 times a day?
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
I haven't had myself in a work bathroom for a long time.
in other news:
it's not sanitary to mix poop and sex ladies (unless it's anal sex). Keep poop away from the vagina! Wipe from front to back.
#52
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:44 PM
Blumpkin is that getting head while making CACA?
YEP!!! GROSS
#53
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:46 PM
#54
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:48 PM
CACA
Panties
Pussy
So I made this sentence for her
"Oh dang! I CACAed in my panties and it got all over my pussy!"
#55
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:50 PM
I have a friend and she has three words that she doesnt like.
CACA
Panties
Pussy
So I made this sentence for her
"Oh dang! I CACAed in my panties and it got all over my pussy!"
haha is she 19?
#56
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:52 PM
I have a friend and she has three words that she doesnt like.
CACA
Panties
Pussy
So I made this sentence for her
"Oh dang! I CACAed in mt panties and it got all over my pussy!"
I hate the word panties too! Here are the words I hate... make a sentance:
Panties
Dong
Nevada
Pornsicle
Queer
Jamal
#57
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:53 PM
I have a friend and she has three words that she doesnt like.
CACA
Panties
Pussy
So I made this sentence for her
"Oh dang! I CACAed in my panties and it got all over my pussy!"
haha is she 19?
no she is 30 and a mother of 2.
Not all can be as open as the gals on the shizz
I dont know why.
#58
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:54 PM
The talk of blumpkins and keeping poo away from poon made me think of that.
Message board?
This is The Shizz.
Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
#59
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:56 PM
i used to work at Pier One and old ladies would come in asking if we had Pussy Willows. Do you know how hard it is not to laugh at that? It's even harder not to get turned on by that! yummmmmmmmmm 85 year old pussy...
#60
Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:57 PM
Dong
Nevada
Pornsicle
Queer
Jamal
I left my favorite panties in Nevada with a queer named Jamal who had a huge dong that I sucked like a pornsicle.
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