the shizz just officially made me vomit a little in my mouth
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Started by Jacki O., May 13 2009 11:09 AM
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 01:59 PM
Panties
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Nevada
Pornsicle
Queer
Jamal
I left my favorite panties in Nevada with a queer named Jamal who had a huge dong that I sucked like a pornsicle.
OMG you really are gifted.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:00 PM
hey chad, if you worked in a river, you could shit there too.
also, i guess you could masturbate in that river.
also, i guess you could masturbate in that river.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:03 PM
pooping on a vajay is called a sloppy taco
The talk of blumpkins and keeping poo away from poon made me think of that.
Ah yes and don't forget about The Dirty Sanchez, I think there was even a band named after it.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:03 PM
oh yes the thread has made a turn for the best now!!!
CHILI DOGGIN IT!!!!
SPACE DOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHILI DOGGIN IT!!!!
SPACE DOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:04 PM
I don't think I could do any of these things.
Poo is about where I draw the line.
Poo is about where I draw the line.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:06 PM
Dude Space Dock with me!!!!
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:09 PM
wow... and here the word I don't like to say is judicial
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:09 PM
Dude Space Dock with me!!!!
What is that???
I say no to poop of any sort AND like anything with blood. SO if you are into stabbing your partner and then shitting in the wound...we probably wont work.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:11 PM
Dude Space Dock with me!!!!
What is that???
I say no to poop of any sort AND like anything with blood. SO if you are into stabbing your partner and then shitting in the wound...we probably wont work.
party pooper!
SPACE DOCKING!!!
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:31 PM
Spicy Nacho - when you fart in a dude's face while he's going down on you
The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.
The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:32 PM
Spicy Nacho - when you fart in a dude's face while he's going down on you
The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.
I can't stop laughing at my desk. thank you!
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:32 PM
The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.
I thought that was called the play dough french fry maker. shows what I know!
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:36 PM
The Candy Factory - when you're on top doing the reverse cowgirl riding and you poop on his chest.
I thought that was called the play dough french fry maker. shows what I know!
Man, Mikey, you are really stupid. Get with it, man!
I still don't have a signature.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 02:37 PM
It Puts the Lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again - when you use hand lotion to jerk a guy off and then mix the hand lotion with his cum and rub the mixture on his face.
snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.
snowball - give a guy head, then kiss him with a mouth full of his cum.
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