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[raubhimself]

GBDT:
The entire female cast of Baywatch.

really?

I would have thought you'd be into a more classier gbdt lineup.

maybe. i dunno. if we're speaking hypotheticals, why not go with the buxom boner-inducing ladies of my childhood? besides, this is the GBDT. i don't want to sully the reputation of classier lasses, or tarnish that which makes them so classy to begin with.

plus i'd just really like to belt out the baywatch theme during the whole affair

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender’s in sight..

Don’t you worry!
Its gonna be alright
‘cause I’m always ready,
I won’t let you out of my sight.

I’ll be ready (I’ll be ready)
Never you fear (no don’t you fear)
I’ll be ready
Forever and always
I’m always here

[Jacki O.]

got it.

just inquiring.

sounds hot!

[JRC]

no one here was in love with Lee Harvey Oswald when they were 14?

My friend Paul is having a big LHO crush right now, making all these silly/sweet teen beat style collages.
Very adorable. Its like having a window into a 1960s teenagers sock hop mentality brain.

Anyone heard/seen the musical Assassins?
Its fucking unreal.
I'd get it on to that.


GBDT, actually, I'd arrange the weirdest combo I could, like Debra Harry, Carla Bruni, Bill Gates, Emily Dickinson, Vincent Van Gogh, Wendi O Williams, Stephen Hawking, and Judi Tenuda.
Just so they'd all be like, okay . . . what the fuck are we doing here?!
That's not my dream lineup, but it'd probably be more fun then the thing based on my actual fantasies.

[Jacki O.]

no one here was in love with Lee Harvey Oswald when they were 14?

My friend Paul is having a big LHO crush right now, making all these silly/sweet teen beat style collages.
Very adorable. Its like having a window into a 1960s teenagers sock hop mentality brain.

Anyone heard/seen the musical Assassins?
Its fucking unreal.
I'd get it on to that.

that sounds amazing! i would love to see them!

I was obsessed with LHO and the Kennedy Assassination when i was a teenager (which was prolly why i didn't have many friends in high school). I have a whole library on the topic.

My Sweet 16 birthday wish? To go to Dallas and visit the 6th floor museum.

My parents unhappily obliged

[TaylorTrash]

GBDT:
let it be said that when i was around 9 i had this fantasy of being in a cage in a room against my will with a bunch of guys each taking me out periodically to fuck me. Granted at that time i thought having sex was like pressing a button and something magical happened.... but still the point is i had a GBDT when i was 9. It included boys from church/school/around the neighborhood. It was so exciting!!!! My GBDT changes based on what i am feeling like but like right NOW if i got to choose this is what it would be... this is the mood i am in.

Julian Casablancas
Jack White
Clive Owen
Ryan Reynolds
aaaaaaaaaaaand Greg Puciato

BAM! LET's DO THIS!

now i am all worked up... and I dont have these people OR a cage. Thanks guys...

[MikeyWretch]

a cage?!?!?! JJEEEESUS!

[Jacki O.]

Awesome!!!!!

[TaylorTrash]

a cage?!?!?! JJEEEESUS!

No Jesus actually was not in my GBDT... too meek.

[Jacki O.]

Jesus FACE!

[fatguyaz]

Jesus, WAS really into giving, though.

[Jacki O.]

and according to western tradition, totally hot:

[MikeyWretch]

Jesus was HUNG!

[Jacki O.]

back in oldy days i woulda tried to bang him before i found out he was the son of god n' stuff.

[TaylorTrash]

Jesus had a swimmer's body.

[Jacki O.]

i think i am adding Michael Phelps and Jesus to my gbdt