i think i am adding Michael Phelps and Jesus to my gbdt
you will have one dude to do magic tricks and one that has pot!
Fuck yeah!
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Started by Jacki O., May 13 2009 11:09 AM
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MikeyWretch
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:01 PM
you will have one dude to do magic tricks and one that has pot!
Fuck yeah!
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:35 PM
Eric Cartman in the contemporary Christian band Faith Plus One:
Body of Christ,
Sleek swimmer's body,
All muscled up and toned.
Body of Christ,
Oh, what a body,
I wish I could call it my own.
Lord Almighty, ooh,
I've never be so enticed,
Oh, I wish I could have the Body of Christ.
Body of Christ,
Sleek swimmer's body,
All muscled up and toned.
Body of Christ,
Oh, what a body,
I wish I could call it my own.
Lord Almighty, ooh,
I've never be so enticed,
Oh, I wish I could have the Body of Christ.
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 10 September 2010 - 10:13 AM
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Posted 10 September 2010 - 06:06 PM
I saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.
108 seconds?! Really?
108 seconds?! Really?
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Posted 10 September 2010 - 10:56 PM
I saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.
108 seconds?! Really?
You know, I've always felt that long periods of fucking were overrated. Chaffing, you know. I take it as a compliment when it's over sooner than later.
But less then two minutes? That's a GTFO and take your cape with you, got damn it.
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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:48 AM
That's a GTFO and take your cape with you, got damn it.
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Posted 11 September 2010 - 11:00 AM
i have no idea whats going on in this thread, so im just gonna say i got drunk and banged my bosses 300lb daughter last weekend...
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Posted 11 September 2010 - 11:06 AM
jesus, is that really the average???? i feel pretty awesome right now. and for the first time, pretty thankful for my bellyI saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.
108 seconds?! Really?
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Posted 11 September 2010 - 12:18 PM
+1i have no idea whats going on in this thread, so im just gonna say i got drunk and banged my bosses 300lb daughter last weekend...
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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:21 PM
Don't worry about where that goes. That would be at home in any topic going right now.i have no idea whats going on in this thread, so im just gonna say i got drunk and banged my bosses 300lb daughter last weekend...
I think that's worthy of it's OWN thread, even.
I still don't have a signature.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 08:27 AM
werdjesus, is that really the average???? i feel pretty awesome right now. and for the first time, pretty thankful for my bellyI saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.
108 seconds?! Really?
Cape? WTF!That's a GTFO and take your cape with you, got damn it.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 09:44 AM
oh my gbdt would be thge cast of archer...
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 06:52 PM
Oh, I only fuck Justice Leaguers. I thought we covered this somewhere...
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 08:37 AM
Oh, I only fuck Justice Leaguers. I thought we covered this somewhere...
Apparently not The Flash
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 09:28 AM
this thread is so much win.
i dont know about you ladies but i like some meat on my boners.
skinny boys = FAIL in my vagina
i dont know about you ladies but i like some meat on my boners.
skinny boys = FAIL in my vagina
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