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#226 MikeyWretch

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:01 PM

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i think i am adding Michael Phelps and Jesus to my gbdt


you will have one dude to do magic tricks and one that has pot!

Fuck yeah!
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#227 Mary

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:35 PM

Eric Cartman in the contemporary Christian band Faith Plus One:

Body of Christ,
Sleek swimmer's body,
All muscled up and toned.
Body of Christ,
Oh, what a body,
I wish I could call it my own.
Lord Almighty, ooh,
I've never be so enticed,
Oh, I wish I could have the Body of Christ.
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Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.

#228 Jacki O.

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Posted 10 September 2010 - 10:13 AM

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#229 weener

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Posted 10 September 2010 - 06:06 PM

I saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.

108 seconds?! Really?
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#230 Syeed

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Posted 10 September 2010 - 10:56 PM

I saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.

108 seconds?! Really?


You know, I've always felt that long periods of fucking were overrated. Chaffing, you know. I take it as a compliment when it's over sooner than later.

But less then two minutes? That's a GTFO and take your cape with you, got damn it.
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#231 Tony

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:48 AM

That's a GTFO and take your cape with you, got damn it.


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#232 thebiggameover

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 11:00 AM

i have no idea whats going on in this thread, so im just gonna say i got drunk and banged my bosses 300lb daughter last weekend...
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#233 joe.distort

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 11:06 AM

I saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.

108 seconds?! Really?

jesus, is that really the average???? i feel pretty awesome right now. and for the first time, pretty thankful for my belly ;)
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#234 JJames

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 12:18 PM

i have no idea whats going on in this thread, so im just gonna say i got drunk and banged my bosses 300lb daughter last weekend...

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#235 fatguyaz

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:21 PM

i have no idea whats going on in this thread, so im just gonna say i got drunk and banged my bosses 300lb daughter last weekend...

Don't worry about where that goes. That would be at home in any topic going right now.

I think that's worthy of it's OWN thread, even.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 08:27 AM

I saw this article today about how fatter men apparently last longer sexually...in that they're able to last an average of 7.3 minutes rather than thinner men's 108 seconds.

108 seconds?! Really?

jesus, is that really the average???? i feel pretty awesome right now. and for the first time, pretty thankful for my belly ;)

werd

That's a GTFO and take your cape with you, got damn it.


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Cape? WTF! :lol:
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#237 thebiggameover

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Posted 12 September 2010 - 09:44 AM

oh my gbdt would be thge cast of archer...
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#238 Syeed

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Posted 12 September 2010 - 06:52 PM

Oh, I only fuck Justice Leaguers. I thought we covered this somewhere...
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#239 Quezo

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Posted 13 September 2010 - 08:37 AM

Oh, I only fuck Justice Leaguers. I thought we covered this somewhere...


Apparently not The Flash
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#240 Jacki O.

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Posted 13 September 2010 - 09:28 AM

this thread is so much win.

i dont know about you ladies but i like some meat on my boners.

skinny boys = FAIL in my vagina
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