distant/astranged relatives always try to contact me via facebook, it sucks
Started by Jacki O., Jun 12 2009 09:53 AM
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:22 AM
distant/astranged relatives always try to contact me via facebook, it sucks
"Hi Ashley! My name is Josephine Blah Blah and I remember you when you were just learning to walk. I am your dad's distant cousin. I now live in Palm Springs with my 5 children and 2 dogs. We love hiking and just being together. I just got over breast cancer.So great to see you! Update me on your life!"
NOT EVEN JOKING
I just ignore.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:27 AM
in addition to my own relatives, my girlfriend's grandmother added me. heres the kicker, they dont speak because her grandma kidnkapped her as a child. she asks me about her all the time and i just dont respond
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:29 AM
in addition to my own relatives, my girlfriend's grandmother added me. heres the kicker, they dont speak because her grandma kidnkapped her as a child. she asks me about her all the time and i just dont respond
DAMN!!!! FUCK FACEBOOK!
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:32 AM
in addition to my own relatives, my girlfriend's grandmother added me. heres the kicker, they dont speak because her grandma kidnkapped her as a child. she asks me about her all the time and i just dont respond
i think it's pretty obvious to everyone here that you should email her back and say that you're considering kidnapping your girlfriend, then ask if she has any advice.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:35 AM
in addition to my own relatives, my girlfriend's grandmother added me. heres the kicker, they dont speak because her grandma kidnkapped her as a child. she asks me about her all the time and i just dont respond
i think it's pretty obvious to everyone here that you should email her back and say that you're considering kidnapping your girlfriend, then ask if she has any advice.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:35 AM
cold as ice!
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:38 AM
cold as ice!
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:22 AM
I just got this one today:
"Is your mom Colleen? I am an old friend that was stationed in Phoenix. Does she still live in AZ? How are all of you doing? I used to babysit you and Billy. And I was with her when she was in labor with Gina.lol........I would love to get in contact with her.....thank you"
1.) I haven't talked to my mom since I was 14!
2.) How creepy is that, that some lady who used to babysit me probably over 25 years ago remembers who the fuck I am and then found me on Facebook?!?!
3.) What woman in her 40-50's? uses "lol"?!
"Is your mom Colleen? I am an old friend that was stationed in Phoenix. Does she still live in AZ? How are all of you doing? I used to babysit you and Billy. And I was with her when she was in labor with Gina.lol........I would love to get in contact with her.....thank you"
1.) I haven't talked to my mom since I was 14!
2.) How creepy is that, that some lady who used to babysit me probably over 25 years ago remembers who the fuck I am and then found me on Facebook?!?!
3.) What woman in her 40-50's? uses "lol"?!
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:30 AM
you write her back this:
1.) I haven't talked to my mom since I was 14!
2.) How creepy is that, that some lady who used to babysit me probably over 25 years ago remembers who the fuck I am and then found me on Facebook?!?!
3.) What woman in her 40-50's? uses "lol"?!
1.) I haven't talked to my mom since I was 14!
2.) How creepy is that, that some lady who used to babysit me probably over 25 years ago remembers who the fuck I am and then found me on Facebook?!?!
3.) What woman in her 40-50's? uses "lol"?!
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:40 AM
I use both facebook and myspace but I am not a good friend to add because I probably will never contact you on there unless we see eachother all the time or are pretty good friends already and I don't do any of those things they have on there... whatever they are called. Those annoying "someone thinks your hot", "so and so wants to add your birthday to their birthday calendar" blah blah blah crapity crap crap...
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:50 AM
It's way too easy for people to find you on Facebook.
My mom found me on Facebook. I ignored the request for a month, before finally adding her.
Then she friended the girl I was dating at the time.
When the girl I was dating and I had a fight, she tried to friend every girl that she thought I may have dated. She wanted to to chat them up to see if I was an asshole all my life, or just an asshole to her.
I told her she should just talk to my mom.
My mom found me on Facebook. I ignored the request for a month, before finally adding her.
Then she friended the girl I was dating at the time.
When the girl I was dating and I had a fight, she tried to friend every girl that she thought I may have dated. She wanted to to chat them up to see if I was an asshole all my life, or just an asshole to her.
I told her she should just talk to my mom.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:53 AM
I use those networking sites for professional networking only.
I like twitter, except when people post too often. I have a personal and professional twitter.
I like twitter, except when people post too often. I have a personal and professional twitter.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 12:56 PM
I use those networking sites for professional networking only.
I like twitter, except when people post too often. I have a personal and professional twitter.
I have a personal twitter, professional, AND band twitter. I like it because it is simple and easy... but you are right... when someone twitters too much it pisses me off
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 01:11 PM
Being JRC, it was hard to sign up for facedbook.
I had to revert to my given first name, and cleverly use an alias for the last name.
I never put any of my school info down.
Thus, I've never been found by a school chum or relative.
cha-cha-cha.
PS: I hate how herky-jerky all the fucntions are too.
I had to revert to my given first name, and cleverly use an alias for the last name.
I never put any of my school info down.
Thus, I've never been found by a school chum or relative.
cha-cha-cha.
PS: I hate how herky-jerky all the fucntions are too.
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