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[Katie]

I keep getting dudes in California. However I have been successfully openly seeing someone from this site for a month and a half now. His abs go down into a V. I am so into it. Thanks for the Scottsdale d00dz OkCupid.

[Jacki O.]

nice!

[differently biotic]

His abs go down into a V.

SEX LINES!!!!

[Katie]

His abs go down into a V.

SEX LINES!!!!

Did I mention he has a little tattoo there that says something in hebrew?

I bite it.

[differently biotic]

hubba hubba

[Lt. Dizzle!]

so i'm chatting with this arabic chick with really beautiful raven black curly hair, she's pretty damn awesome so far...... hopefully we'll hang out sometime...

[weener]

A(n)nals of Online Dating

[Jacki O.]

A(n)nals of Online Dating

HAHAHAHAHAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!



Hey baby, wanna role-play? You be a feminazi and I’ll be Rush Limbaugh
Posted 2 weeks ago

Against my better judgment upon seeing the ‘f’ word, I read your profile in full. I generally eat feminists for breakfast. My favorite meal is a third-wave feminist with a sprinkling of postmodern-pretentiousness (2% caramel version)— quite the delicacy. Anyway, we have absolutely fuck-all in common, I can’t see us ever getting along, and the sex would probably be some sort of power struggle for dominance. I honestly don’t even know why you bother with feminism.

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+9 for his favorite meal (would be +10, but there’s no such thing as 2% caramel).

+5 for obviously knowing he would lose the sexual power struggle for dominance

+2 for messaging someone primarily to insult them, with the outside hope that maybe he’ll get laid.

+4 for hating feminists, but still realizing a self-confident lady is probably above-average in bed.

+0 for the clear mutual understanding that he is the worst.

TOTAL POINTS: 20

[Mary]

my room mate compared us to cake, only fat ugly girls want us, the hot ones just want a taste and be done with us.

Many hot girls don't care much what a guy looks like on the outside. (Some do. Although men are in general more visual, which does not per se indicate superficiality, plenty of women are visual, too -- though sometimes I think they're demanding about a partner's appearance just because they perceive everyone's demanding about theirs, so they conclude it's only fair.)

Seriously, even when I was young and thin, a guy's build was not what got me interested, nor was it ever a barrier to considering the possibility of gettin' with somebody. So, you know, don't think about being out of a chick's league so much -- not looks-wise, anyhow.

[weener]

Seriously, even when I was young and thin, a guy's build was not what got me interested, nor was it ever a barrier to considering the possibility of gettin' with somebody. So, you know, don't think about being out of a chick's league so much -- not looks-wise, anyhow.

This. I am VERY rarely attracted to a person just by looking at them. Looks don't compel me in that way. It's one reason I don't gush over movie stars the way many people do. Once I'm interested in a guy as a person, being attracted to him physically follows.

[mothrock]

I have dated the same girl for a couple weeks now of OKstupid, and I discovered I am going to have to break it off with this person.

she folded my laundry!

like a mom.


not into that at all. de-bonifier.

[Quezo]

I have dated the same girl for a couple weeks now of OKstupid, and I discovered I am going to have to break it off with this person.

she folded my laundry!

like a mom.


not into that at all. de-bonifier.

Dude! MILF fantasy fulfilled..... without a rugrat. +1!

Bone her while she folds your laundry.

[Lt. Dizzle!]

ok stupid has been fail sauce for me lately, all the girls i start conversations with talk to me for like a day then i won't hear from them again.

[mothrock]

I have dated the same girl for a couple weeks now of OKstupid, and I discovered I am going to have to break it off with this person.

she folded my laundry!

like a mom.


not into that at all. de-bonifier.

Dude! MILF fantasy fulfilled..... without a rugrat. +1!

Bone her while she folds your laundry.

unfortunately, I don't have any MILF fantasies. The part that kills me about this is that she is really in shape and has a great body.

seriously though, folding laundry harshes my mellow.

[jeremx]

The part that kills me about this is that she is really in shape and has a great body. seriously though, folding laundry harshes my mellow.

right now there's a single dude who can't get laid reading this and yelling at the screen, "FUCK YOU MAN! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" lol