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[Tony]

"it's a trap!" hahahaha


man - I am not doing ANY maidly duties for anyone. (only exception would be a baby/small child - before you can teach them how to clean up after themselves)

good deal. Seriously, it's okay perhaps if you've been in a relationship for a long time, and the other person reciprocates in some way. However this is after like 3 dates that she folded my laundry. It just screams "wife time" to me, blech. I would rather that a girl make me laugh, I can do my own chores.

perhaps this is a reflection upon your image of yourself rather than your feelings about the girl.

her folding your laundry made you realize that your laundry needed to be folded - maybe because you're a slob. and you don't like being reminded that you're a slob. so her act of kindness backfires because it reminds you about the things you don't like about yourself. and rather than confront those things, you choose to remove her from the equation. look inward, mothrock.

or not. if she's folding your laundry after 3 dates then she's going to be ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT if you leave dirty dishes in the sink or forget to clean the toilet or something 6 months from now. i would chew my leg off to get out of that bear trap with the utmost quickness.

[Ninjaneer]

A while back, the fella I was dating at the time was heading out of town, and he asked if I would housesit for the two weeks he was gonna be gone. We'd been dating for about three or four months, and the whole time he complained about how badly he needed to alpahbetize his cds. It would take him forever to figure out where something was and he would joke that he'd pay me to do it. So while he was gone, I thought it would be nice to do it for him. But when he got back, he was completely weirded out by the fact that I had done that. In an attempt to ease the awkwardness, I made a joke about him getting my bill in the mail, but I think that made things worse. The point of this rambling is that perhaps you are reading into what she considered to be just a simple, nice gesture.

[jeremx]

that perhaps you are reading into what she considered to be just a simple, nice gesture.

i was thinking the same. if everything else is cool then why freak out on what might just have been her killing time and helping you out at the same time. the shitty part is you have absolutely no way of knowing if it was that or if she really will be a motherly control freak. good luck. although we've already established she needs to be thrown back for the "no BJs" business. eff that.

[differently biotic]

When I was 18 my grandma told me that you should give oral pleasure to your lover/husband AT LEAST three times week. One time she said grandpa was really stressed so she slipped into his shower w/ him to give him a "lil' somthn somthn" hahaha

They had the best marriage/relationship I have ever seen so I think her advice is pretty good.

so yeah - the no bj thing should really be a deal breaker.

[Quezo]

Ok ok ok.

We need to ease up on this gal for the no fellatio.

Number one: Only three dates in. Granted, it could happen by now but, geez, maybe she had a bad experience in the past.

Number two: Only three dates in. Give the girl a break, she is letting Mothrock spelunk her depths, and folding laundry.

Number three: Scientific evidence has proven that a vanilla only lover can learn to appreciate/participate in/learn to enjoy sexual acts that are not vanilla.
Perhaps she is not very experienced or has only had a vanilla lover?

What if the only ice cream you've ever had is vanilla? It's good right? Now what would happen if I showed you a tub of Neapolitan (for example)?

Mind = blown.

Number four: Have you eaten at her Golden Palace of the Himalayas and had her reach Nirvana? Didn't think so. Start there. She'll be all over your peen before you know it. Also, 69 dude! 96 is not as popular but very fun (and more advanced IMO).

Just pretend she's a virgin and take your time. Tell her the next time she folds your laundry by instinct, because it's there, there'll be oral sex. Wink then wait.

[jeremx]

What if the only ice cream you've ever had is vanilla? It's good right? Now what would happen if I showed you a tub of Neapolitan (for example)?

Mind = blown.

sprinkle some nuts on that vanilla! ha ha

and yeah.. 3 dates in.. forgot about that part. if it's three dates and you're already in there.. it's likely just a matter of time before other things open up.

[mothrock]

Number four: Have you eaten at her Golden Palace of the Himalayas and had her reach Nirvana? Didn't think so. Start there. She'll be all over your peen before you know it. Also, 69 dude! 96 is not as popular but very fun (and more advanced IMO).

Already tried, many times. She doesn't want any part of that. She has a (very) healthy appetite for Vanilla, which makes this whole thing that much worse. highest date/sex ratio I think I have ever experienced.

aggravating.

nothing like airing out my dirty laundry ON THE INTERNET!

[Quezo]

Number four: Have you eaten at her Golden Palace of the Himalayas and had her reach Nirvana? Didn't think so. Start there. She'll be all over your peen before you know it. Also, 69 dude! 96 is not as popular but very fun (and more advanced IMO).

Already tried, many times. She doesn't want any part of that. She has a (very) healthy appetite for Vanilla, which makes this whole thing that much worse. highest date/sex ratio I think I have ever experienced.

aggravating.

nothing like airing out my dirty laundry ON THE INTERNET!

Sounds like someone should dabble in being a little DOMINANT.

[mothrock]

not without a written permission.

I don't want to get locked up like Assange.

[Quezo]

I guess I have been watching too much Dog Whisperer recently.

I mean that being assertive about your sexual wants and needs.

Catering to someone else who does not reciprocate openness is a dealbreaker.

I do think there may be hope for y'all yet.

[Jacki O.]

nothing like airing out my dirty laundry ON THE INTERNET!

truth.

i do enjoy it


also +1 for the laundry reference! FULL CIRCLE COMPLETE

[Lt. Dizzle!]

My laundry has been sitting in the dryer for two days.

And I take it that's not because you're too busy being fellated . . . sometimes a guy just can't catch a break.

stupid lucky raub constantly getting fellated...

When I was 18 my grandma told me that you should give oral pleasure to your lover/husband AT LEAST three times week. One time she said grandpa was really stressed so she slipped into his shower w/ him to give him a "lil' somthn somthn" hahaha

They had the best marriage/relationship I have ever seen so I think her advice is pretty good.

so yeah - the no bj thing should really be a deal breaker.

no bj = is definitely a deal breaker for me....

[azwestdevil72]

I have dated the same girl for a couple weeks now of OKstupid, and I discovered I am going to have to break it off with this person.

she folded my laundry!

like a mom.


not into that at all. de-bonifier.

[insert Seinfeld theme music here]

Seriously? Cuz she folded your laundry?
It's not like she hand-carved 50 statues of you out of blocks of wood and placed them at a candle-lit shrine dedicated to you, that she prays to every night.
Get a grip there, Costanza. J/K

I am sure she was just trying to be nice. Unless she has other weird quirks you can't stand that you aren't mentioning, then IMHO, stick with her a little while longer.

And don't worry about the BJ thing, if it has only been 3-4 dates. It will happen if she already had missionary with you. Just stop shoving her head towards your crotch.

[mothrock]

Just stop shoving her head towards your crotch.

I'm not much of a head shover. That's a bit rude.

[azwestdevil72]