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[MikeyWretch]

1) When I was younger my gay uncle used to do make up for drag queen beauty pageants.

2) My family comes from Kentucky.

3) I was a Gunnery sergeant in Marine Corp JROTC.

4) I hate sushi.

5) Some people think Im part Chinese because of my eyes.

6) I have lived in southern AZ my whole life and never seen a rattle snake in the wild but have seen many Gila Monsters.

7) I am Batman.

[Rial]

I have lived in southern AZ my whole life and never seen a rattle snake in the wild

come over to my house.

a few more
Me, My wife, My daughter: all born in the first week of march in the same hospital

have a huge birth mark that takes up 1/5th of my body and looks like a skin graph or like I am incredibly tan (it mostly covers my upper right thigh and butt cheek and right lower back)

[mattm]

- I punched one person on this board!(not proud of it)
- I had a letter published in Nylon
- I was on Bob Larson's radio show defending Morbid Angel, Bolt Thrower and Napalm Death.
- I am nicer than I look (apparently I look intimdating or something)
- I was almost kidnapped when I was about 7 or 8... I had a huge fear of hanging outside for the longest time.
- I was married to a Canadian stripper for a couple of months!

[Ninjaneer]

How could anyone possibly say anything bad about Bolt Thrower or Napalm Death?

[chadk]

i went to germany with my hockey team, we lost every game except for one forfeit, it was because german teams don't check

for the most part i feel conceptual artists never learned to draw or can't

i still hang out at casey moores 2 times a week

when i was deciding which college i wanted to go to, it was either a school in tyler texas where i would graduate as a profesional tennis instructor or a resort managment school in steamboat springs, i went with snowboarding


i did an interview with green day in 1994 for my fanzine "for the people"

i have a small plate of plastic and a couple screws in my orbital bone holding it in place from when i was punched in the face during a home invasion

[mattm]

How could anyone possibly say anything bad about Bolt Thrower or Napalm Death?

It was summer of 1990 and I was about 14... Bob Larson was slamming "satanic death metal" on his radio show so I called in. Needless to say I was overnighted a Bible and some Christian "death"metal cds. I sold the CDs and burned the bible, no joke!

[Jacki O.]

i am a member of the Scottsdale Gun Club

in 1997 i almost died when i mistook a burst appendix for severe menstrual cramps

my last serious/real relationship ended in January 2008

my deceased maternal grandfather, who emigrated to the US from Sicily, was involved in organized crime in NYC for many years during the last century, but he died a long time ago so i can't get in trouble for saying that can i?

there are some crazy random facts on this board! i am intrigued and impressed.

[JJames]

1. When I was three years old, I had an imaginary friend named Chewbaca.
2. Always wished I had freckles.
3. President of the drama club in high school.
4. Was a comic book inker.
5. While snorkeling, I tried to help a couple who I thought were drowning. Turns out they were having sex. They did not appreciate my attempt to help.

NERD!

1. I'm an Eagle Scout
2. I've put around 160 hours in a file on final fantasy
3. I was once the junior junior fiddle champion of arizona
4. im a pussy

[Jacki O.]

1. i'm an Eagle Scout
2. I've put around 160 hours in a file on final fantasy
3. I was once the junior junior fiddle champion of arizona
4. im a pussy

+1 for being a pussy

[weener]

My zine was once written up in Thrasher. It had a following in Belarus. My old band Meatwhistle is also on some compilation of a bunch of eastern European bands through my Belarus connections.

If I ever had a bunch of money, I'd probably go to Belarus to look for those guys and see if they remember me.

Many of the coolest things I've done started out as me trying to impress guys.

I've never punched anyone in the face, but my dad once gave me a bloody nose.

I have two xylophones at my house that I made in wood shop in college, as well as a bunch of other weird crap.

I generally read more than 50 books per year.

I almost majored in physics or chemistry in college, had no desire to work at some job that would just end up fucking people over (and I didn't want to teach).

I love my job and look forward to going to work.

One of my life's most perfect moments was at a burger joint called Calamity Jane's in Portland when I was on tour with my band. They had a piano, one of my bandmates started to play James Kochalka's song Copenhagen China Box, and we all started singing. When we were done everyone in the restaraunt applauded.

[jeremx]

played 4 years of high school football. broke my right arm my sophmore year and required a plate and 6 screws. had two interceptions in one game.

the hospital i was born in in chandler is no longer standing.

i was "sparky of the year" in the awana boys and girls church group in like 4th grade

i have no artistic or musical ability and that bums me out sometimes

i have an orange belt in american kempo

i still have no idea what i want to be because i can't pick something because nothing seems meaningful enough

i have gout (and yes, it makes me feel like a 70yr old woman living in 1923. i mean, who gets gout?)

i had lasik eye surgery

i went to high school in everett, washington

i wore a baseball hat (suns or steelers) nonstop for about 5 years (jr and sr high school) then never again after that.

i cannot abide reality tv. simply cannot.

[weener]

i have gout (and yes, it makes me feel like a 70yr old woman living in 1923. i mean, who gets gout?)

People who eat too much red meat and drink too much alcohol?

[jeremx]

i have gout (and yes, it makes me feel like a 70yr old woman living in 1923. i mean, who gets gout?)

People who eat too much red meat and drink too much alcohol?

yeah.. it's getting a lot more popular these days. my grandma and dad have it so i'm pretty sure that's why i do too. i mean, i drink plenty of beer (i've since scaled way back since the diagnosis). but i'm not much of a red meat guy. i know way too many people unhealthier than me so i put a lot of weight on the genetic aspect.

oh yeah.. add rosacea in there as well. so when i do drink, my cheeks look like santa. hit up a dermatologist recently to try to clear that up. we'll see.

[joe.distort]

-i was a short-tenured writer for MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL (only 5 columns)

-i put hot sauce on EVERYTHING

-'boris the spider' is the first song i ever learned the words to

-im actually quite self conscious of my baldness

-i LOVE green olives but hate black

[chalupacabra]

-i LOVE green olives but hate black

That's fucked up.