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[MikeyWretch]

When I get really fucked up, I forget how to get to the bathroom sometimes....Once I pissed in the trash can, not bad, and then once after that I nearly did the same thing till Jooles yelled to me that I wasn't in the bathroom yet. She really freaked when I opened the linen closet, till she guided me to the real bathroom...

Good ol Jooles. Youre a lucky dude, Tim.

[mig50]

OMG! I found this video of me wasted when I was like 21!

DANG!

i laughed really hard once this link loaded.

well played, mikey. well played.

[Coward Crutch]

hmm....

I think I was 17 and getting a minor consumption for trying to steal a 5ft plastic pumpkin out of someone's yard just as a cop was rolling by(very poor timing). He was writing my ticket in front of the police car and said "stand over here please" to which I replied "WHAT, SKANK OVER HERE" and I skanked in front of where the cop was pointing....

[MrAwesome]

So last summer I go to the PV lounge with a group of my friends. One of my friends, Daniel, is underage at the time. He proceeds to get very very drunk and begins calling this guy we don't know "Mr. Cool" and "Cory Heart" because he is wearing sunglasses inside at 1030 at night. Later he goes up to the guy to apologize and make friends. The dude is pissed and threatens him to get away. Daniel then leaves the bar yelling "Fuck you Mr. Cool, I'm underage. Fuck you Mr. Cool, I'm underage."

Some of us stay behind and continue to drink. There are about 4 of us left when last call hits and we decide to call it a night. We go outside and the group splits up. 2 of us, Justin and Becky, head back to a house we were planning on hanging out at on foot while myself and friend Switch sit and have a cigarette before riding our bikes back to the house. On our way back we notice Justin and Becky just kind of laying on the ground on the sidewalk. We get off our bikes and decide its best to walk back with them to keep them out of trouble. On the way back Becky has to pee so Switch puts her bike down and takes her into the alley. Justin looks down at Switch's bike and quickly jumps on it and takes off. Since I am on my bike it is my job to go catch him.

I follow him for almost a mile or so and he enters this Safeway milk bottling plant. 2 security guards come out yelling and screaming at him. They approach me and I say he is just drunk and convince the guards to let me get him out without calling the police. I hop back on my bike and all of a sudden my chain snags and my back tire is completely immobile. The guard yells that he is gunna call the police so I figure "Fuck it" I throw my bike over my shoulders and begin walking back to my friends house. I don't get far before I hear the guards yelling again and Justin speeds past me yelling "GO! GO!".

I keep carrying my bike toward my friend Brad's house where we were all spending the night. Since I had only been there once before I don't remember exactly which house it is. I call Switch who meets me at the end of the street and she shows me the way back to Brad's place. I throw my bike down in the backyard and we go inside. I begin pouring myself a much needed glass of water when I notice a dog in a crate in the kitchen. Brad does not have a dog. It turns out Switch didn't remember which house was Brad's either. I turn to her and tell her to "get the fuck out now!" when the owner of the house comes out of his room in his underwear demanding to know what we are doing in his house at 4 am. I quickly explain that we were drunk and just wandered into the wrong house and were supposed to be a few houses over. The dude is very understanding and just demands that we leave immediately. We finally make it to Brad's place which is locked as everyone inside has passed out. We are then forced to walk back to Switch's house.

That was my favorite night last summer.

[fatguyaz]

whoa... i think there could be a whole movie based on that story.

[mikemfer]

When I get really fucked up, I forget how to get to the bathroom sometimes....Once I pissed in the trash can, not bad, and then once after that I nearly did the same thing till Jooles yelled to me that I wasn't in the bathroom yet. She really freaked when I opened the linen closet, till she guided me to the real bathroom...

This has happened to me as well. My first year here, I lived on ASU campus and I started in January. I went back to Virginia for the summer and stayed with my parents, didn't do much drinking. When I came back in August I was matched with a new roommate in the dorm I had never met. I came in like 5 days later than everyone because they were all doing orientation, etc. So I walked into my room, met my new roommate who had been wondering where I was for 5 days, and then a friend of mine from the previous semester came by looking for me. I took off with him, ended up going to a party with a keg and doing beer bongs. I had no tolerance and don't remember going back to my room.

The rest of this is what my roommate, who I had met for all of 5 minutes, told me the next day. I came in wasted and moved my still-packed bags onto the floor, and proceeded to sleep on my bare mattress. At some point I got up and was feeling the wall above his bed. it was roughly the spot where the door to the room at my parents' house would have been. I guess I didn't realize where I was. Eventually I found a shopping bag and started to pee in it. My roommate asked what the fuck I was doing and turned on the light, and then he told me where the bathroom was. Evidently I laughed and said, "Oh yeah." I left the slightly filled bag of pee on the floor. He left the light on thinking I'd clean it up. Instead I went directly back to my bed and passed out.

I never did get along with that guy, I think he was scared of me after that.

[MikeyWretch]

So this passed Saturday I met some friends at Casey Moores at 11 am and started drinking. I had 12 bloody marys. After that I went home and drank some Jim Beam and a bottle of Vodka. I then went to the Dude Brothel and drank two 40s of Micky's I went to bed at 11 so yeah 12 hours AAWESOME! no black out just kinda brown outs.

[Coward Crutch]

12 bloody marys?? shiiiit, I'm bummed I missed this....

[Jacki O.]

those bloody mary's were soooo good. i think i had 5 or 6!

[Dez]

This past weekend. I went to a party at Cesar Chavez park where there was almost 100 peeps eating and drinking all in the name of a 1yr old lil dude and the celebration of his birf. I was sauced no hijinx though!

[Jacki O.]

no peeing on your bf??

[Dez]

HA! He wishes!!

I plan to get really wasted at my bosses cabin this weekend, though so stay tuned!