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[Quezo]

I'm going to a show with my ex to hear him talk about his great new girlfriend BECAUSE I DON'T THINK WITH MY MIND

Bring a date. That'll shut him up.

[Katie]

My date is a homosexual.

Fuck it!

[Quezo]

I am having trouble grasping the idea of going somewhere with an ex who is also bringing a date.

Here are a couple acceptable reasons I've come up with:

1. My ex bats for the other team...exclusively.

2. I am a masochist.

3. I am so comfortable with myself, my ex and date will be uncofortable in my mighty presence.

4. The band is so good, and my ex knows I love them so they bought me a ticket and offered to drive my drunk ass to and fro.
4a. And buy my drinks.

5. I am hopefully lost in ex lust, and have the itch to try and snag a piece for old times sake.

6. I was going to write something about best friends forever or some shit but that never works.

7. I secretly want to bang the date.

[differently biotic]

that sounds like a purely miserable time. I feel for you Katie.

[Jacki O.]

tell your gay friend to act straight to get you out of this pickle

if he's a true friend, he will stare at your tits while in front of your ex

[gbell]

What show is it that you are going to?

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

if he's a true friend, he will stare at your tits while in front of your ex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGF2m102Wg

[jeremx]

What show is it that you are going to?

get some friends to go to the same show and hit on you or stand next to you and your friend/date and talk about what a rad person you are.

[MikeyWretch]

What show is it that you are going to?

GITSOME!

[Jacki O.]

$250 on top of the $500 i spent yesterday to get my old as shit AC unit running. this is the last straw AC!

if you quit on my after today, i will take a baseball bat to you!

[MikeyWretch]

[Katie]

He's not bringing his girlfriend. We are meeting up we were good friends and it used to not bug me when he talked about his new chicks until the last time we saw each other and to say it gracefully... banged until dawn like, a month ago. So now it's like I want to go back to being friends but I am almost all of the above:

I am having trouble grasping the idea of going somewhere with an ex who is also bringing a date.

Here are a couple acceptable reasons I've come up with:


2. I am a masochist.

4. The band is so good, and my ex knows I love them so they bought me a ticket
4a. And buy my drinks.

5. I am hopefully lost in ex lust, and have the itch to try and snag a piece for old times sake.

6. I was going to write something about best friends forever or some shit but that never works.

and it's Riot Before. I'm trying to bring more friends, mainly so I don't get disgustingly drunk and cry in front of him... again.

[Jacki O.]

oh i cannot wait to hear how your night goes!

edge.of.my.seat.

[Quezo]

Guys, who is with me to try and "wingman" her ex out of a date that night? Like hit on her and sweep her away and shit.

That way the field is clear for our friend to (see # 5).

Maybe this could be described as enabling, but sometimes you just gotta clear them pipes, ya know?

[venven]

Guys, who is with me to try and "wingman" her ex out of a date that night? Like hit on her and sweep her away and shit.

That way the field is clear for our friend to (see # 5).

Maybe this could be described as enabling, but sometimes you just gotta clear them pipes, ya know?

i'll do it.