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[mancopter]

Another gear-grinding thing? Morale boosting circle jerks at work (like pumpkin decorating, or "Let's Make a Deal", which is going on right now in our break room...)

Or when the boss makes us stand in a circle and have a masturbation race.

I'm getting fucking sick of those.

[MikeyWretch]

My annoying fucking pictures.


and Jacki O

[Jacki O.]

[MikeyWretch]

Biter

[JJames]

we dont have enough eddie murphy pictures on the shizz I sure wish there were more

fixed

[Tony]

kettle corn

gtfo

kettle corn is the shit!!

It tastes like ass and even worse, it looks just like real popcorn, so if some asshole offers you some without telling you it's actually kettle corn, well, fuck that guy 'cause he's a dick...

i got no beef with kettle corn, but i totally understand where you're coming from. you better tell me exactly what i'm eating if there's any questionable content.

also: anyone (or any restaurant/company) that pre-applies condiments to sandwiches can go fuck themselves. if we have a work function and they bring in lunch and its a bunch of sandwiches - and those sandwiches already have crappy yellow mustard slathered on them - i'm going to go apeshit. whether it's mustard or mayo or ketchup or whatever, the type and amount of condiment i want on my sandwich is deeply personal. i refuse to eat that shit on principle, even if it's made to my liking. they have mustard/mayo packets, you know. i can apply my own. thank you.

[Jacki O.]

Biter

best thing you've posted in weeks!

[differently biotic]

speaking of food at work function.

ugh this pisses me off

when they get a vegetarian option of food - the effing meat eaters eat it all before they even touch the meat friendly foods.

selfish.

[weener]

Whenever I go to some sort of "normal" function, for work, or someone else's work, or most weddings, there's hardly ever a vegetarian option, and I'm the only one who can't eat. I feel like I'm some sort of picky asshole because I can't choose chicken or steak. Good thing so many of my friends are vegetarian/vegan, I don't feel like a freak when I eat with them.

[differently biotic]

... I feel like I'm some sort of picky asshole because I can't choose chicken or steak...

I always feel like that too. It makes it worse too when I also eat under 1200 cals a day.

[MikeyWretch]

Whenever I go to some sort of "normal" function, for work, or someone else's work, or most weddings, there's hardly ever a vegetarian option, and I'm the only one who can't eat. I feel like I'm some sort of picky asshole because I can't choose chicken or steak. Good thing so many of my friends are vegetarian/vegan, I don't feel like a freak when I eat with them.

FREAK!

[negicore]

speaking of food at work function.

ugh this pisses me off

when they get a vegetarian option of food - the effing meat eaters eat it all before they even touch the meat friendly foods.

selfish.

WORD!

[MikeyWretch]

[jeremx]

Whenever I go to some sort of "normal" function, for work, or someone else's work, or most weddings.. many of my friends are vegetarian/vegan, I don't feel like a freak when I eat with them.

most recent friend's wedding i went to was catered by Green.

I always feel like that too. It makes it worse too when I also eat under 1200 cals a day.

doing that hcg thing right now so i'm at 500 calories a day. but it's working. i'm down 7lbs in less than a week. and i can tell it's coming from my gut so i'm pretty stoked. i've heard good and bad on it so i'll let you all know if i die or my hair starts falling out.

[JJames]

at work for a meeting or anything like hat they will order like 3 meat pizzas and one cheese. All the meat eaters will be all like "fux yeah cheese pizza is the bomb imma eat a cheese slice on top of meat slice!" then i get no pizza and NO i will not "pick off" the meat you stupid fuckers