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Jacki O.
Member Since 23 Sep 2004Offline Last Active Jan 07 2014 06:45 PM
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- Group Shizzified
- Active Posts 10,739
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- Member Title Princess of Darkness
- Age 43 years old
- Birthday July 29, 1981
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Phat ass Phoenix, AZ
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#1218871 I can't wait to score with some chicks
Posted by Jacki O. on 26 June 2013 - 04:35 PM
#1200844 Who is on Twitter?
Posted by Jacki O. on 13 March 2013 - 02:03 PM
#1191439 Oh Tumblr
Posted by Jacki O. on 18 January 2013 - 04:21 PM
i don't know why but this shit cracked. me. up. maybe it's the 90s stare.....
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#1191353 Random Images You Like
Posted by Jacki O. on 18 January 2013 - 11:44 AM
YOLO CAT
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#1191143 Hello, Shizzies
Posted by Jacki O. on 17 January 2013 - 03:35 PM
i consider myself a tramp AND a thief
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#1190774 Random Images You Like
Posted by Jacki O. on 16 January 2013 - 11:06 AM
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#1176615 News from the mini's forum
Posted by Jacki O. on 07 November 2012 - 04:37 PM
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#1174208 Bowling NIght
Posted by Jacki O. on 25 October 2012 - 04:02 PM
i will bowl wit u
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#1173760 Politics 2012--local votes? Maricopa county AZ
Posted by Jacki O. on 23 October 2012 - 12:48 PM
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#1164857 Homebrewwa!!!
Posted by Jacki O. on 02 September 2012 - 12:22 PM
my sister found an old book of beer recipes and there's a Shlitz recipe and i think i'm doing that next.
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#1154575 Currently Listening To:
Posted by Jacki O. on 18 July 2012 - 10:21 AM
Dude was a little rapey back in '83
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3CkfvYMCWM&feature=related
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#1147695 OkStupid
Posted by Jacki O. on 19 June 2012 - 10:45 AM
this experiment was pretty hilarious:
Dudes on the Internet Will Try to Bang You Even if You Act Completely Batshit
Meet "Marla." "Marla" is the OKCupid alterego of Alyssa Kramer, a Philadelphia-area blogger (and very funny lady) who dared venture to answer the question "Just how fucking batty does a gal have to get before guys on the internet stop trying to fuck her?"
Kramer says she set some ground rules— first, no starting conversations. Any and all interactions must occur at the behest of the male trying to get in on the Marla action. Second, Marla wasn't to ask any questions to further the conversation; she wanted to be an unpleasant, totally bonkers-acting conversational dud. And third, if a person who seemed genuinely interested in getting to know her messaged her, she didn't string him along. Her picture didn't show her face or any of the parts of her that Fergie might call Lovely Lady Lumps — it was just her shoulder. Nothing provocative.
Marla didn't make any illusions about being a dazzling lady of urbanity and taste. Under her "self summary," she wrote,
hi im marla searching for someone special someone cute age 26-72. i dont smoke cig. Dont drink. Socialy i will. Or in basement. like to no more lets get 2gether 2 watch a movie n see how it goes im a nice gurl so if your serious im f'in serious. Plz dont smoke. I smoke to keep my stress down n I have a big dog named Booty so if u dont like dogs move on hes the king lol peace marla
Marla's typical Friday night activities include only "drinkin," her favorite food is "4 sure hot pockets" and she refers to her body type as "used up." Not the stuff of the Maxim Hot 100.
But— surprise — that doesn't matter to guys on the internet who want to get laid! At all! Men still found Marla irresistible. One conversation went thusly,
They were undaunted by feigned constipation...
Bachelor #2: Hi, how are you?
Marla: not 2 good been constipated 4 like days and days lol
B2: Anal is supposed to help with that!
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#1135742 FLAGSTAFF
Posted by Jacki O. on 19 April 2012 - 04:49 PM
Mia's does live music up there, there's a good thai restaurant next door to it too and a good hot dog place down the street that stays open late. i would also recommend MartAnne's Cafe on San Francisco st for good mexican breakfast food!!!
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#1129200 Random Images You Like
Posted by Jacki O. on 20 March 2012 - 02:00 PM
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Posted by Jacki O. on 15 March 2012 - 04:56 PM
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