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This review kinda makes it seem smelly haha! Congrats, Ms. O on getting this off the ground

P.S. I was totally aroused by the dude jackin off! Good job!

Me too actually Being that I just received and left the ER with a pretty hefty bill for some nurse practicioner to just feel me up and say lay off the caffeinated products.

I'm at home now with a hurt boob. Yea, that's right people a hurt TITTAY. But, seriously, my right bosom is in some serious pain. It feels hot and like there is a knife stabbing me directly in the nipple whenever I apply a little pressure to her. The reason for this soldier being down? My caffeine intake is starting to now have side affects on my twins.

Rest assured though that the left one is feeling just fine! Hello, everyone! I hope the holidays treated you all well!

You know who I've recently come to hate? Taylor Swift. YES YOU, TAYLOR!!

Virgo dude and Pisces lady, pwease!

It probably says we F like bunnies!!! mwhahahaha!

here's the match up from the book:

Pisces and Virgo:
Overly affectionate Pisces does not get much satisfaction from reserved Virgo. Virgo resists Pisces's excessive sexual demands and turns hypercritical and faultfinding. There are other problems too. Practical, logical Virgo won't indulge Pisces's extravagant tastes or put up with its emotional waywardness. Virgo will make plans while Pisces acts on the spur of the moment - then changes its mind. A quarrelsome affair, a joyless marriage.

hahaha sad! I must have a virgo/cancer hybrid, thankfully. He too is a master at clitoral stimulation I couldn't get get down or co-habit with him any other way. Heh!

Pisces Lady:
She never stands on the outside looking in; she actually seems to experience what the other person is feeling, responding to the inner truth more than to outward appearance. Never try to deceive her. She has magical powers to see through to the truth of how things really are.- Believe it.


Pisces is something of a tease who will employ all her womanly wiles to capture a new man's interest. This helps her prove that she is sexually attractive but she often becomes frightened of the men whose interests she arouses. HAHAHA

Some Pisces become prostitutes. How else do I pay the bills?

However Pisces women make good and loving wives, for she possesses the wonderful art of making those around her happy. A good homemaker she loves children, though she tends to spoil them. She is also very capable of handling sick people and many Pisces become doctors and nurses. This is actually me


Her Sex Life:
She has a flair for drama in the boudoir. Count on her to make the right moves, say the right things, create the right ambiance. She learns early about sex and her willingness to please rarely lets her say no.
She is sexually liberated and enjoys a wide range of erotic play. It doesn't take much to arouse a Pisces woman.

One of the few times that the Pisces woman enjoys the woman-on-top position is on a waterbed where the motion resembles the calm sea. She is in a swimming position and is able to physically and mentally adjust her muscles for optimum peformance.
Her libido is unusually strong at the time of menstruation. She is strongly susceptible to natural influences.

An approach used by many Pisces women to find a sexual outlet outside of copulation is the tongue bath. After exciting and stimulating a lover she will lick his nude body, paying particular attention to erogenous zones . When he is at a fever pitch, she starts licking his genitals, particularly the space behind the scrotum. When he is fully aroused and ready, she takes him orally and his release will bring her a simultaneous orgasm.

She is easily led into master-slave relationship.

She is more apt to welcome rear entry than any other sign. No fanx

Several Pisces women I know say they enjoy the "The Golden Shower." Again, no fanx

She will also assume the dominate role if that pleases her lover.

I agree with the rest for the most part. Especially the period part. MRAWR

If that shit is true then I have been hangin out with the wrong ass people. I shoulda been hittin up the dudes in front of home depot this whole time for my weeds!


Somebody please shoot this lady with a tranquilizer gun, already

and wait - I thought if a child is born here they are a citizen now and by default yout illegal parent gets to stay too?

Exactly what I thought when she told me they were even in there. Who the hell is watching over this?

I'm sure there is something already but people need to start compiling stories on how this has effected them, if so.

I obliviously am not scared of a cop because I am a citizen however there are some really hateful people out there that are just looking at brown faces and being shitty regardless of their status.

I hope to never encounter it but the day someone is shitty to me because of the color of my skin it's going to get crazy.

"My grand daddy was full blooded yaki Indian! They don't know who the hell they are dealing with!"

LOLZ for real, crazy girl! Careful what you wish for those Latin men are fertile!


Next time you guys are being "close" you need to whisper in his ear "Aye, Que Rico..."

Jacki, you sooo wanna have like 10,000 of his ninos!

Lost Leaf is freaking awesome! Finally got around to checking it out for Pitch and Moan this past Saturday. Very cool little spot!!

Tonight: Not going to Mikeys party!

Tomorrow: PROM!!!

Sunday: I plan to be nursing a hangover by the pool

well it looks like we won't be closing on our house until next tues or wed so we may be able to make the prom. probably not the set up though as i'll likely be packing nonstop for the next week straight. and i've never been to the ice house.. cool part though, we're moving to 24th st and thomas.. just down the street.. partay indeed.

YAY!! I hope you guys make it!!

And consider me there to help on Saturday I'm way stoked and can't wait to finally meet you Shizz'ers! WORD!

Turn it to eleven!!!

Why, Ms. O are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?

P.S. I was stoked to find out my cousin Carrisa attended this last year and she will be coming again this year! YAY for me!