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Fuck.
Dr. Lazarus
Member Since 04 May 2010Offline Last Active Apr 21 2011 08:56 AM
#1027287 Trunk Space Takes on Corporate Sponsorship, Renamed Cold Stone Creamer
Posted by
on 01 April 2011 - 02:29 PM
Fuck.
#1014997 The Life of Chance is A or B
Posted by
on 24 February 2011 - 08:27 PM
you can't separate people from their sex organs.
i mean, you can separate the sex organ from the person but thats not what this is about, and that requires tools.
Truth.
And it's messy as hell.
As I'm reading this thread, I don't understand why this fellow doesn't take the girl to the Deftones concert and have intercourse with her on stage. Isn't that part of every concert? I've never seen the Deftones, so maybe their show isn't fuck-worthy. Either way, it seems like a missed opportunity for both parties.
#1010569 local music showcase at a stripclub?!?
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on 14 February 2011 - 11:46 AM
Eihorn is going to get detained for crimes against humanity.
Making a sex worker dance to songs about rape is wrong on so many levels.
Like chicken eats chicken forced cannibalism
Einhorn doesn't write songs about rape. Einhorn writes songs about respect.
When you hear the lyric "I'll fuck you in the mouth with the Hammer of God", it implies mutual consent.
Ignorance breeds ignorance, Quezo. You should be more open-minded.
#974880 Masa is coming out nov 19th...........
Posted by
on 19 November 2010 - 01:35 PM
Here's tonight's setlist in case you want to print it, laminate it, and then jerk off all over it while you strangle yourself.
1. The Ballad of Einhorn (You Fucked With the Wrong Band)
2. Nightmare Fuel
3. Welcome to Hell
4. You're All Going To Die
5. Necklace of Skulls
6. Over The Top (666 Cunts)
7. Cocaine Racecar
8. The Quickening
There will be no encores.
1. The Ballad of Einhorn (You Fucked With the Wrong Band)
2. Nightmare Fuel
3. Welcome to Hell
4. You're All Going To Die
5. Necklace of Skulls
6. Over The Top (666 Cunts)
7. Cocaine Racecar
8. The Quickening
There will be no encores.
#948221 This Dude is LAME
Posted by
on 14 September 2010 - 03:12 PM
They're all whores.
#946625 EINHORN and SATAN'S MONK at REVOLVER
Posted by
on 10 September 2010 - 07:09 AM
when you're done bring the cage over to carlys.
Einhorn doesn't bring shit to anyone. You want the fucking cage? Bring Carly's to Einhorn.
#946284 Home ownership
Posted by
on 09 September 2010 - 12:03 PM
That sucks!
yep
but at least it's not july right? last night i slept with the windows open so my peeping tom could serenade me and it was quite nice
i'm glad you appreciated it.
#897517 Venues & Sound
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on 04 May 2010 - 02:24 PM
Shows = alcohol.
Alcohol = drunk deaf.
Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.
Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.
ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD
Einhorn will fuck Elders in the mouth with the Hammer of God when it comes to volume.
