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it's a skill i've considered learning, but have never pursued. you know, on account of chicken being available defeathered and cleaned pretty much everywhere.

Libra Lady:

Women born under this sign are noted for their beauty and delicate complexion and for a deep aversion to what is unattractive. She has an instinct for the finer things. She is fastidious in manner and dress. She admires beauty in all its manifestations, in music, art, architecture, and people.

She sees herself as if she were reflected on a screen where she can watch her movements and appreciate her graceful loveliness. However, she is not uncritical. She expects her image to measure up to high standards and will make what corrections are necessary. Small wonder that Libra women are considered the epitome of charm.

Her tendency toward fickleness cannot be denied. She tries to lure any attractive male she meets, but she will soon move on to a new conquest. She can forget quicker than a mirror.

Because Venus rules her Sun sign, the Libran woman is skilled in the arts of love, however, don't forget her aversion to whatever she considers unattractive.

The Libra female tends to prefer the artistic type rather than the commercial.
Chiefly she wants to be admired. She may need a man around to keep laving her ego, but her focus is on herself.
When things don't go her way she can turn petty and carping. She expects perfection. In her opinion money is for spending and buying, not for talking about.

She likes reading pleasant books, seeing movies with happy endings, living in rooms filled with flowers, and listening to soothing music. Her euphoric moods are compensated for by "downers" in which she finds a cloud in every silver lining.

Don't try to give her orders, she won't obey them. If you persist you will simply uncover her deep strain of stubborness. Extremely feminine, she is also clever, articulate, and a hypochondriac. When her sign is afflicted she can be indecisive to a point where she sits passively waiting for guidance. She is a fascinating, many-sided, conscious charmer.

Her Sex Life:
The key word is drama. Libra women enjoy watching the reactions of their lovers. She prefers a languorous approach including all the preliminaries plus verbal. She understand that seduction is an art and not a physical assault.
Because she is sure of her sexuality, she will often try to emphasize it and be provocative in unexpected ways.
Women born under this sign have unusual control of their vaginal muscles. They can constrict and close to hold a male fast in her clutches.
She loves to sleep and she happens to like cleanliness too.
If you coat your penis with honey she'll like the taste sensation.

One warning: during oral sex, keep your hands off her hair. She is extra sensitive to any pulling on her head.
Never be animalistic. Her body may seek excess but her mind demands moderation.
She dotes on her body and appreciates her beauty.
She is frequently a favorite with fetishist males, particularly for the variety known as partialism, in which there is a fixation on a single part of the body.
A Libra woman may stuff a scarf in the anus of her lover and slowly pull it out during climax.

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Fuckin RAD!!! Congrats you two love birds I love the color of the house!

UGH!! I need to find a new home soon

Also... I'm currently thinking that I wish Jack would cancel that three for $3 deal over at the box. My ass can't take any more growth from their derishous onion rings!

red carpet w/ spray painted stars w/ the names of A lister shizz names
flashing lights
hollywood shizz sign
mikey seacrest interviews on who are you wearing and who is your date yadda yadda


hahaha I love this.